Endearing anti-gay marriage interview

[Martinus]

These threads are always a joy.

How do you feel about ritual slaughter of animals?

[CountDeMoney]

How do you feel about ritual slaughter of animals?

Depends.  Is it for dinner?

[The Brain]

If your body is gay you don't have to listen to it.

[Malthus]

If your body is gay you don't have to listen to it.

Well, you do if it is banging on lid of your trunk from the inside.

[garbon]

If your body is gay you don't have to listen to it.

Well, you do if it is banging on lid of your trunk from the inside.

[CountDeMoney]

 

[Eddie Teach]

Peristalsis is pretty gay.

[Caliga]

Just throwing this in as a complete aside, national queer treasure Stephen Fry revealed on a recent episode of QI that most people's hair grows in a clockwise whorl from the crown, but there is a strong correlation between homosexuality in men and a counter-clockwise rotation, a potential strong indicator of a genetic element to sexuality.

Check out Excess of Counterclockwise Scalp Hair-Whorl Rotation in Homosexual Men, by Dr Amar J S Klart.
http://www.ias.ac.in/jgenet/Vol83No3/251.pdf

Own up, who's got two mirrors out right now?

*checks* CLOCKWISE BITCHES

[Martinus]

I am unable to determine the whorl rotation on my head. 

But I used to be left handed when I was a kid, and still use my left hand e.g. to cut things with scissors.

[Eddie Teach]

I am unable to determine the whorl rotation on my head. 

I'm not even sure what that means. And surely the direction the hairs lie is a function of how they are combed. 

[The Brain]

I am unable to determine the whorl rotation on my head. 

I'm not even sure what that means. And surely the direction the hairs lie is a function of how they are combed. 

You can't cure gay by combing your hair.

[Eddie Teach]

That's true, however you can catch it by combing other people's hair for them.

[merithyn]

Just throwing this in as a complete aside, national queer treasure Stephen Fry revealed on a recent episode of QI that most people's hair grows in a clockwise whorl from the crown, but there is a strong correlation between homosexuality in men and a counter-clockwise rotation, a potential strong indicator of a genetic element to sexuality.

Check out Excess of Counterclockwise Scalp Hair-Whorl Rotation in Homosexual Men, by Dr Amar J S Klart.
http://www.ias.ac.in/jgenet/Vol83No3/251.pdf

Own up, who's got two mirrors out right now?

That's interesting. Carter and Jackson have opposite whorls (I don't remember whose goes which way), but since they're mirror-image identical, it makes sense. Neither are, to my knowledge, gay.

[Martinus]

Your sons are named Carter and Jackson? Could you have gone with something even more white trash? I don't know, like Hunter.

[garbon]

Leaving Marti's rude behavior aside, I'm not really sure how your sons and your thoughts that neither of them are gay - are relevant.