She wont take me back or even TALK to me, help!! (short story)

Started by Jas0nx420, May 17, 2009, 09:13:21 PM

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Delirium

#15
May 18, 2009, 02:33:06 AM
It annoys me that he ends every sentence with two periods.
Come writers and critics who prophesize with your pen, and keep your eyes wide the chance won't come again; but don't speak too soon for the wheel's still in spin, and there's no telling who that it's naming. For the loser now will be later to win, cause the times they are a-changin'. -- B Dylan

Viking

#16
May 18, 2009, 03:22:35 AM
Who the fuck are you?


(you guys have been slacking)
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Brazen

#17
May 18, 2009, 04:15:00 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 18, 2009, 12:24:31 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 17, 2009, 09:50:13 PM
What he needs is the VIP one on one counseling from dating. pcti-system.com.  Very competitively priced.

He needs to hurry.  We all do, there's only 24 hours until 'the women' have the site taken down.   :(
Too right. Me and the sistahs are on the case.

Josquius

#18
May 18, 2009, 05:04:06 AM
Most entertaining bot ever.
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Tonitrus

#19
May 18, 2009, 05:40:16 AM
The linked site is like a dating version of Timecube.

Brazen

#20
May 18, 2009, 05:58:14 AM
Everyone who clicked on the link wins a big, fat fail.

Tonitrus

#21
May 18, 2009, 05:59:56 AM
Quote from: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 05:58:14 AM
Everyone who clicked on the link wins a big, fat fail.

I was feeling masochistic tonight.

Darth Wagtaros

#22
May 18, 2009, 07:01:22 AM
This sounds like Crunch actually. CRUNCH.
PDH!

Siege

#23
May 19, 2009, 07:55:27 AM
Quote from: Brazen on May 18, 2009, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 17, 2009, 09:35:50 PM
This sounds like a comercial to promote whatever that link is.
Ya reckon Einstein?

I'm not very intelligent.

This is a known fact.

But since this the brain I got issued when I was born, and the only one I have, I have to do the best can with it.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"
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