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Started by garbon, December 17, 2012, 01:13:11 PM

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garbon

Quote from: Martinus on December 18, 2012, 02:28:43 AM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 17, 2012, 09:55:08 PM
Isn't the head of Harvard's divinity school a gay black Baptist Republican?  :lol:



Edit: Aww n/m he died last year.  :(

Well, with him being a head of divinity school and garbon being a sociologist, you can kinda see why there is a correlation between engaging in a contradictory made up pseudo-science and being a gay black Republican. ;)

I'm a sociologist? :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

Quote from: Martinus on December 18, 2012, 02:28:43 AM
Well, with him being a head of divinity school and garbon being a sociologist, you can kinda see why there is a correlation between engaging in a contradictory made up pseudo-science and being a gay black Republican. ;)
Sociology shouldn't be talked down to by a lawyer, of all people (real or imagined).  You folks are like snake-handlers.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Martinus

In other news, the nazi Pope blessed the speaker of the Ugandan Parliament who is advocating the "kill the gays" bill, and said that gay marriage is the threat to world peace. This all amid a new investigation in Australia into systemic coverage of pedophilia in the Catholic Church over the last half a century.

Seriously, anyone who is still a Catholic these days must be a piece of shit.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Martinus on December 18, 2012, 09:35:50 AM
Seriously, anyone who is still a Catholic these days must be a piece of shit.

You make it very attractive.  Shame there aren't more useless ass faggots like you;  Mass attendance would skyrocket globally.

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 18, 2012, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 18, 2012, 09:35:50 AM
Seriously, anyone who is still a Catholic these days must be a piece of shit.

You make it very attractive.  Shame there aren't more useless ass faggots like you;  Mass attendance would skyrocket globally.

Hell, even I'm thinking of going now :hmm:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi


Caliga

No worries Yi, spiess is post-pubescent. :)
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Caliga on December 18, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
No worries Yi, spiess is post-pubescent. :)

I don't get it.  :huh:

The mackeral snappers still make post-pubescents kneel every five minutes.

Eureka!  Altar boy fellatio innuendo. :thumbsup:

derspiess

Btw I'm not really going Catholic, Yi  :secret:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

Quote from: derspiess on December 18, 2012, 11:04:47 AM
Btw I'm not really going Catholic, Yi  :secret:

Like we would want you, you've been tainted. :rolleyes:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Neil

I would think that Martinus would love the Catholic Church, what with all those gay priests they have.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Razgovory

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2012, 11:03:06 AM
Quote from: Caliga on December 18, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
No worries Yi, spiess is post-pubescent. :)

I don't get it.  :huh:

The mackeral snappers still make post-pubescents kneel every five minutes.

Eureka!  Altar boy fellatio innuendo. :thumbsup:

No, Cal didn't get it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

crazy canuck

Quote from: Scipio on December 17, 2012, 07:24:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 17, 2012, 03:40:32 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 17, 2012, 02:44:14 PM
Yeah, because the Jesus being a Jew thing so gets swept under the rug in Christianity :huh:
Jesus wasn't a Jew, he was murdered by the Jews. :sleep:

Jesus wasn't a Jew; he was a Judean.

If Jesus was not a Jew (assuming for the moment that he actually lived as the Gospels say he did) then what religion did he belong to?

I suppose you answer would have to be Jesus was not a Jew he was God.

Sheilbh

Quote from: garbon on December 17, 2012, 01:27:51 PM
I think a more accurate (and less funny) explanation is that once you have decided to stop keeping secrets about yourself, you make a radical overcompensation.
Mmmm. I went the opposite way. Reveal the one big, obvious thing and then bottle everything else all up. So far, so good :)

I'm not keen on people having personal pictures on their desks regardless of sexuality.
Let's bomb Russia!

Josquius

#74
Jesus was obviously a Jew.
Some cross worshippers get super angry at that suggestion though. Silly religos.

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Seriously, anyone who is still a Catholic these days must be a piece of shit.

Do whatever the hell you like and as long as you say sorry you get into heaven- if you must believe in the whole jesussy-goddy-thing then Catholicism seems one of the best ways to do it.
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