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Started by jimmy olsen, December 12, 2012, 12:36:36 AM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 14, 2013, 09:00:06 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 14, 2013, 08:58:14 AM
I miss Marge Schott.

A sportswriter's dream.

"I never once called any of my porch monkeys a 'nigger', that would be wrong."

I never laughed so hard when she called Dave Parker her million dollar nigger.

Fun fact: Dave Parker owns a bunch of Popeye's franchises.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney


Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

Miguel Cabrera has 1256 RBI and is only 30.

Could he be the 4th player to pass the 2000 RBI plateau?  :hmm:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

Somewhere in Hell, Marge Shott's getting fingercuffed by Bob Irsay and Al Davis.  Schottzie's on deck.

Ed Anger

Timmay got the triple fuck you play.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

Dumbass hit into an unassisted triple play.

Ed Anger

He ran onto the field screaming " NOMAAAAAAAAAAAR", only to be tazed in the nads.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

jimmy olsen

When did you guys become such overly sensitive weenies?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ed Anger

I hope the ghost of Schottzie shits in his mouth.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

sbr

Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 14, 2013, 09:51:49 PM
When did you guys become such overly sensitive weenies?

Go fuck yourself.

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point