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Started by garbon, November 29, 2012, 09:57:06 AM

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garbon

November 29, 2012, 09:57:06 AM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

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November 30, 2012, 02:00:17 AM
Dogs>all
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11B4V

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November 30, 2012, 02:03:51 AM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

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"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Brazen

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November 30, 2012, 05:17:44 AM
 :lol: Love it!

CountDeMoney

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November 30, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
I find it offensive and racist to cats.

garbon

#5
November 30, 2012, 07:51:09 AM
But accurate.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

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November 30, 2012, 07:53:08 AM
Hey, when you're out of cereal, you're out of cereal.  What's a cat gonna do, leave a note?


Besides, if it were truly accurate, cat guy would've taken a dump and dog guy would've eaten it. 

garbon

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November 30, 2012, 09:04:35 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2012, 07:53:08 AM
Besides, if it were truly accurate, cat guy would've taken a dump and dog guy would've eaten it. 

Maybe but I think the vomit scenario is more likely.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josquius

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November 30, 2012, 09:08:14 AM
The cat guy should be cute. And always preening.
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garbon

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November 30, 2012, 09:08:39 AM
Cats aren't cute. Maybe you're thinking about kittens.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Octavian

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November 30, 2012, 11:39:30 AM
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Valmy

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November 30, 2012, 12:38:58 PM
Dogs suck.  Damn needy bastards.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

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Ed Anger

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November 30, 2012, 12:41:34 PM
I'm rapidly tiring of dogs and thier owners.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

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November 30, 2012, 12:41:43 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 30, 2012, 12:38:58 PM
Dogs suck.  Damn needy bastards.

They're like trainer children - though probably a bit misleading as they don't grow up to hate you for a period of time. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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