Why women shouldn't be let anywhere near policework

Started by Slargos, March 13, 2009, 09:32:41 AM

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Neil

#1
March 13, 2009, 09:35:00 AM
That's even worse than the subway cop in San Francisco who shot that fucker when he meant to taze him.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ed Anger

#2
March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

#3
March 13, 2009, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.
A very Hellenic attitude.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Valmy

#4
March 13, 2009, 09:41:32 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.

Yeah?  What about Marie Curie eh?  Where would we be without radioactive materials?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Octavian

#5
March 13, 2009, 09:42:48 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 13, 2009, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.
A very Hellenic attitude.

;D
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Ed Anger

#6
March 13, 2009, 09:43:14 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 13, 2009, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.
A very Hellenic attitude.
Without the man fucking of course. Every marriage should have this:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#7
March 13, 2009, 09:43:48 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 13, 2009, 09:41:32 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.

Yeah?  What about Marie Curie eh?  Where would we be without radioactive materials?

A man would have gotten around to it after the game.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#8
March 13, 2009, 09:45:30 AM
Quote from: Valmy on March 13, 2009, 09:41:32 AM
Yeah?  What about Marie Curie eh?  Where would we be without radioactive materials?

Someone would have discovered it, and she damn sure would have lived longer without it :D
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Neil

#9
March 13, 2009, 09:46:21 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:43:14 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 13, 2009, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.
A very Hellenic attitude.
Without the man fucking of course. Every marriage should have this:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
You didn't specify, so I'm going to assume that, while you're not gay, you fuck men and young boys.

As an HR person, no doubt you feel that it helps build morale and team spirit within your division.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Ed Anger

#10
March 13, 2009, 09:50:53 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 13, 2009, 09:46:21 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:43:14 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 13, 2009, 09:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
Women are only good for housework, cooking birthing babies and taking care of them.
A very Hellenic attitude.
Without the man fucking of course. Every marriage should have this:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
You didn't specify, so I'm going to assume that, while you're not gay, you fuck men and young boys.

As an HR person, no doubt you feel that it helps build morale and team spirit within your division.

:D

Business is after all, a game of fucking over people while covering your own ass.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#11
March 13, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 13, 2009, 09:45:30 AM
Someone would have discovered it, and she damn sure would have lived longer without it :D

She took one for the team man.  On the other hand if she hadn't discovered it, we would not have one of the most toxic substances in the world named after Poland.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Berkut

#12
March 13, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
Wow, it looks like the round hit right next to the dudes head. He was one lucky SOB, not to mention the cop who was cuffing him.
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Syt

#13
March 13, 2009, 10:02:10 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AMcooking birthing babies

We need a :X smilie.
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Ed Anger

#14
March 13, 2009, 10:03:57 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2009, 10:02:10 AM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:36:46 AMcooking birthing babies

We need a :X smilie.

I left out a comma. :-[

Commas are my archenemy.
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