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Started by Martinus, March 13, 2009, 08:00:08 AM

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Martinus

March 13, 2009, 08:00:08 AM
QuoteBoy born with two penises
A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

The child, named by the Russian media only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago after a normal pregnancy.

He was rushed from his maternity hospital to St Vladimir's Children's Clinical Hospital in Moscow where he underwent the lengthy operation to join the two penises.

"The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder," said a doctor involved in the five hour operation.

"When our colleagues asked for help we said 'yes' immediately but we couldn't imagine the case would be so complicated."

According to the The Sun, the hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.

"He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids," the doctor added.

Neil

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March 13, 2009, 08:12:10 AM
He would have had a lucrative career in porn.
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Grey Fox

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March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?
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DisturbedPervert

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March 13, 2009, 08:20:52 AM
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A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

derspiess

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March 13, 2009, 08:52:58 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 13, 2009, 08:20:52 AM
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A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

:D I watched part of that movie last night.
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HVC

#5
March 13, 2009, 09:08:35 AM
there goes his chance to ahve one in the pink and one in the stink :(
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Syt

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March 13, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
When I was a teen I started writing a story about an Elf virgin sold to a master with two cocks who introduced her to sex in his harem. Later she was taken prisoners when Orks took the city and only managed to flee by "wearing them out". A pack of telepathic wolves then helped her fulfill her destiny: become queen of the Elves and bringing about a Golden Age of Sexual Bliss(TM) for the world.
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Ed Anger

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March 13, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
When I was a teen I started writing a story about an Elf virgin sold to a master with two cocks who introduced her to sex in his harem. Later she was taken prisoners when Orks took the city and only managed to flee by "wearing them out". A pack of telepathic wolves then helped her fulfill her destiny: become queen of the Elves and bringing about a Golden Age of Sexual Bliss(TM) for the world.

Make that an Urban Fantasy(tm) and a publisher might buy it.
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Josquius

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March 13, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?

I bet its horrific.
Such things are good in theory but rarely work in practice.
And of course the chances of someone with such a condition being hot are low.
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garbon

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March 13, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
What Grallonesque topic for you, Marty.
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FunkMonk

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March 13, 2009, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 13, 2009, 09:19:00 AM
When I was a teen I started writing a story about an Elf virgin sold to a master with two cocks who introduced her to sex in his harem. Later she was taken prisoners when Orks took the city and only managed to flee by "wearing them out". A pack of telepathic wolves then helped her fulfill her destiny: become queen of the Elves and bringing about a Golden Age of Sexual Bliss(TM) for the world.
:D
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Syt

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March 13, 2009, 12:21:58 PM
Quote from: Cindy Brady on March 13, 2009, 09:21:05 AM
Make that an Urban Fantasy(tm) and a publisher might buy it.

I should sell it to the Japs. That plot would make fantastic hentai material.
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BuddhaRhubarb

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March 13, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 13, 2009, 08:15:00 AM
Anyone seen the porn movie with 2 Vagina girl?

2 Vaginas, one cup?
:p

garbon

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March 13, 2009, 02:00:15 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on March 13, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
2 Vaginas, one cup?

Vagina = chalice = cup
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Syt

#14
March 13, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
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