Why God is a Democrat!

[Strix]

God must be a Democrat because this storm is like Manna sent from Heaven for Obama!

Obama just has to say the right things, get the military and rescue people moving, mouth promises of money and help, and the election is in the bag. Best part, Mittens cannot do a damn thing about it. Oh sure, he can get photo ops and offer his best wishes but Obama can be seen flying here and there, leading the charge to rescue/help people, and ACT the President.

Just, for God's Sake, keep Hillary away. Though I doubt even she could screw this Gift from God up!

[Grey Fox]

I think Gaia is who you are looking to land the blame on, on that one.

[garbon]

Yes because if God is a democrat, best course of action is to send a hurricane hurtling into the homes of Dems.

[Brazen]

I'm sure Argentina could arrange to invade Hawaii if that might help.

[Strix]

Yes because if God is a democrat, best course of action is to send a hurricane hurtling into the homes of Dems.

I am sure God would say it's just a bump in the road to victory!

[Berkut]

This is the god who many of the Tea Party faithful think sends strangers to rape women so they can experience the joy of motherhood.

Sending a hurricane to smash a couple tens of millions of people in order to help someone get elected President seems pretty reasonable in that context.

[garbon]

Sending a hurricane to smash a couple tens of millions of people in order to help someone get elected President seems pretty reasonable in that context.

Fair.

[Strix]

This is the god who many of the Tea Party faithful think sends strangers to rape women so they can experience the joy of motherhood.

Sending a hurricane to smash a couple tens of millions of people in order to help someone get elected President seems pretty reasonable in that context.

If they'd just join a Union than they could get knocked up by their married bosses and get paid maternity leave! If they think ahead and get Aflac than they could get disability pay on top of paid leave.

[CountDeMoney]

Yes because if God is a democrat, best course of action is to send a hurricane hurtling into the homes of Dems.

No joke.  I've already called it for Mittens.  The storm's impact will seal it.

This storm, and the subsequent several days' electrical loss in Virginia, Pennsylvania and New Hampshire, as well as suppressed turn out for early voting in other states, is going to win this election for Mitt Romney.

And somehow, I have the sneaking suspicion that Governor Transvaginal Probe McConnell of Virginia won't be in that much of a hurry to get power back to certain polling districts like, oh, I don't know, Northern Virginia, maybe?   It took them 7 days to get the juice back on for Irene last fall in the DC area.  Today's phrase: PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY

And Berkut is right:  the right wingers will definitely see divine intervention in this storm;  from its windy discontentment to its churning waters, it will deliver the nation's savior upon a giant wave, foaming crests as white as his little cult robe and slippers and his fake plastic CEO smile.

[viper37]

Yes because if God is a democrat, best course of action is to send a hurricane hurtling into the homes of Dems.

it's a test of Faith, like the fossils for the Republicans.

[derspiess]

I think the net effect of the storm will be negligible. 

[Neil]

If the power doesn't come on fast enough, will that mean that Obama doesn't care about black people?

[CountDeMoney]

If the power doesn't come on fast enough, will that mean that Obama doesn't care about black people?

Yes they will, and that way they will take it out on him and vote for Romney, who has endorsed eliminating FEMA and putting disaster recovery on the states and the private sector.

Because you know that broke state budgets + for-profit disaster recovery = libertyism and freedomness.

[Tonitrus]

Though, if there are still widespread outages on Election day, there might be strong pressure to postpone it.  But seeing as how that would take an Act of Congress...won't happen.

[Scipio]

Yes because if God is a democrat, best course of action is to send a hurricane hurtling into the homes of Dems.

No joke.  I've already called it for Mittens.  The storm's impact will seal it.

This storm, and the subsequent several days' electrical loss in Virginia, Pennsylvania and New Hampshire, as well as suppressed turn out for early voting in other states, is going to win this election for Mitt Romney.

And somehow, I have the sneaking suspicion that Governor Transvaginal Probe McConnell of Virginia won't be in that much of a hurry to get power back to certain polling districts like, oh, I don't know, Northern Virginia, maybe?   It took them 7 days to get the juice back on for Irene last fall in the DC area.  Today's phrase: PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY

And Berkut is right:  the right wingers will definitely see divine intervention in this storm;  from its windy discontentment to its churning waters, it will deliver the nation's savior upon a giant wave, foaming crests as white as his little cult robe and slippers and his fake plastic CEO smile.

But I've been hearing how early voting is the Dems stronghold, so they should be good, right?