[attention whoring] So I went to see a therapist last night

[Octavian]

I first read the headline as "So I went to see the rapist last night" 

[Martinus]

I first read the headline as "So I went to see the rapist last night" 

There is more than one. 

[Valmy]

Well it depends how you define alcoholism. I don't get drunk but have a tendency to drink one-two glasses of wine (half a bottle) after work to switch off the control thingie in my brain.

Yeah using booze to manage your brain is probably not a good thing.  I hope this will help you out Marty...the therapy not the drinking.

[garbon]

I don't think this has much to do with my personal life - rather it's about work / life balance (so personal life only in so far that I don't have much time for any).

Yeah, I already straightened that out 2 years ago in my 20s.

[The Larch]

I first read the headline as "So I went to see the rapist last night" 

[Richard Hakluyt]

I've more or less given the booze up nowadays (primarily as part of a move towards a healthier diet). What is interesting is that now I drink only rarely I notice the huge effects it has on my mood/mental attitude. What started as a calorie reducing plan is becoming something close to teetotalism. It is all rather shocking 

What I'm getting at, Marti, is that you might be surprised how much the booze is depressing you. Give it up for 3 or 4 weeks and see how you feel.

[CountDeMoney]

***analrapist business card***

Reminds me of the time I misprinted a visiting physician's ID badge.  He returned it two days later after he noticed a parent's alarmed look on her face.

What can I say, "Pediatric Neurology" and "Pediatric Necrology" look so much alike.  Figured it was just a new discipline.

[Malthus]

***analrapist business card***

Reminds me of the time I misprinted a visiting physician's ID badge.  He returned it two days later after he noticed a parent's alarmed look on her face.

What can I say, "Pediatric Neurology" and "Pediatric Necrology" look so much alike.  Figured it was just a new discipline.

"Pediatric" and "pedophilic" look somewhat similar too ... 

[Eddie Teach]

Gay men are six times more likely to attempt suicide than their heterosexual peers.

Languish could only be so lucky.

How many attempted suicides we have on Languish?

If only one is heterosexual, this means that all Languish gays should follow the suit.

Gonna steal Guller's thunder and point out that this doesn't mean there are six times as many gays who have attempted suicide due to their smaller numbers.

[Razgovory]

***analrapist business card***

Reminds me of the time I misprinted a visiting physician's ID badge.  He returned it two days later after he noticed a parent's alarmed look on her face.

What can I say, "Pediatric Neurology" and "Pediatric Necrology" look so much alike.  Figured it was just a new discipline.

So how's the job hunt going?

[CountDeMoney]

So how's the job hunt going?

What are you, my fucking case worker?  Don't fucking worry about it.  You've got your own problems, Rain Man.

[derspiess]

[Barrister]

[Razgovory]

So how's the job hunt going?

What are you, my fucking case worker?  Don't fucking worry about it.  You've got your own problems, Rain Man.

You have a case worker now?

[Legbiter]

There's nothing objectively wrong with you Marcin. You're an asshole but eh, so is most of humanity. You work very long hours at your desk monkey job and you most certainly drink too much in order to switch off once you leave work. Eating shit "food" on the go while dodging never-ending Tetris blocks of deadlines probably takes as big a toll as well.

I'd suggest you find a good woman to cook for you.