Debate III, the one just for Languish: US Foreign Policy

[Eddie Teach]

Something to keep in mind, Lettow is the youngest regular on the forum.






Humanity is doomed.

Yeah, but it's not like he's 15 anymore.  He's got to be in 20's.

How does that weaken my conclusion?

[Razgovory]

It doesn't.  What does weaken your conclusion though, is that Lettow is unlikely to father any children or be put in a position where he can cause any danger to humanity.

[merithyn]

You are such your sister's bitch. It's so adorable.

I do it for the dog, not my sister.

Uh huh. That, too, I'm sure.

[Eddie Teach]

No, but he's not really so far removed from his peers as we'd like to think.

[Lettow77]

Lettow is unlikely to father any children or be put in a position where he can cause any danger to humanity.

Ha! For you, who have so long carried the mark of my pledge to form the auspicious conjunction in your signature, to say such a thing! I anticipate no difficulty in finding a Japanese maiden, and from there it is only a matter of disposition and preference dictating whether and when I have children or not.

[garbon]

You are such your sister's bitch. It's so adorable.

I do it for the dog, not my sister.

Uh huh. That, too, I'm sure.

I had forgotten abou tthis fun one.

[Eddie Teach]

Ha! For you, who have so long carried the mark of my pledge to form the auspicious conjunction in your signature, to say such a thing! I anticipate no difficulty in finding a Japanese maiden, and from there it is only a matter of disposition and preference dictating whether and when I have children or not.

Disposition and preference dictate that you never consummate your union.

[CountDeMoney]

I had forgotten abou tthis fun one.

You people are plucking my nerves.   

[Ed Anger]

I had forgotten abou tthis fun one.

You people are plucking my nerves.   

They are annoying little plebs, aren't they?

[jimmy olsen]

I do declare that the glorious union is like the Chinese dragon. Strong and fearless! I had a pot of coffee while I watched the German shepards frolic! Bark!

[MadImmortalMan]

I take my sister's dog to the dog park 3 days a week to meet up with my Dad and his dog, and let them run around with all the other idiot dogs.  It's a shameful secret.  Don't tell you-know-who.  She'd kill me.

You are such your sister's bitch. It's so adorable.

Adorable = not sexy. Don't ever tell a guy that. 


Also, taking the dogs to the park is a great way to meet women, so Seedy might be more sly than we think.

[CountDeMoney]

Also, taking the dogs to the park is a great way to meet women, so Seedy might be more sly than we think.

She has a little Weimaraner.

[Eddie Teach]

Adorable = not sexy.

Not true, at least regarding women.

[CountDeMoney]

Adorable = not sexy.

Not true, at least regarding women.

Yeah, we'll see how adorable it is to sleepily roll over and suddenly find yourself penetrated in a violent anal attack to the point of rupture.  HERS TOO NYUK NYUK NYUK

[merithyn]

Yeah, we'll see how adorable it is to sleepily roll over and suddenly find yourself penetrated in a violent anal attack to the point of rupture.  HERS TOO NYUK NYUK NYUK