How should I deal with the constant Sherrod Brown campaign calls?

Started by Ed Anger, October 09, 2012, 06:45:33 PM

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How should I deal with the constant Sherrod Brown campaign calls?

Blow a whistle into the phone
2 (11.1%)
Blow an airhorn into the phone
2 (11.1%)
Sexually harass the campaign worker
8 (44.4%)
Other
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Profanity laden tirade
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Ed Anger

October 09, 2012, 06:45:33 PM


Several calls a day deserve retaliation. A nice "no" hasn't worked. We are at DefCon 2.

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Viking

#1
October 09, 2012, 06:47:53 PM
Stretch the call out as long as possible, since you'll be entertained by the idea that you are wasting the caller's time (and consequently the donor's money).
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

alfred russel

#2
October 09, 2012, 06:49:11 PM
You should vote for him. :)
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
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FunkMonk

#3
October 09, 2012, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 09, 2012, 06:47:53 PM
Stretch the call out as long as possible, since you'll be entertained by the idea that you are wasting the caller's time (and consequently the donor's money).

This is good, but end it with a profanity-laden tirade.  :)
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Ed Anger

#4
October 09, 2012, 06:51:29 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 09, 2012, 06:49:11 PM
You should vote for him. :)

I've met him. Not a chance.
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Admiral Yi

#5
October 09, 2012, 06:54:11 PM
You getting live callers?  All I get are robocalls (endless) and the occaisional survey.

Ed Anger

#6
October 09, 2012, 06:57:22 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 09, 2012, 06:54:11 PM
You getting live callers?  All I get are robocalls (endless) and the occaisional survey.

I'm getting everything thrown at me. Brown's assfucks. Mandel's lil Nazis. Bill Clinton's disembodied voice from the ether.

I'm close to yanking the home phone.
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Ed Anger

#10
October 09, 2012, 07:06:01 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 09, 2012, 07:00:16 PM
Give mongers your email address.  :)

I don't need daily pics of bicycles.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Viking

#11
October 09, 2012, 07:07:35 PM
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

dps

#12
October 09, 2012, 07:15:38 PM
Tell the caller, "Could you call back later?  It's a bad time right now--I'm busy sodomizing the family dog".

CountDeMoney

#13
October 09, 2012, 07:33:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 09, 2012, 06:57:22 PM
I'm getting everything thrown at me. Brown's assfucks. Mandel's lil Nazis. Bill Clinton's disembodied voice from the ether.

I'm close to yanking the home phone.

Benefits of being in a battlefield state.

I'm in the phone book, too;  haven't even gotten a single phone call, not even from my Jamaican buddies.

Ed Anger

#14
October 09, 2012, 07:38:37 PM
I wish my kids were older so they could tie up the phone line.
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