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Started by Queequeg, May 13, 2009, 12:52:30 PM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2009, 02:13:33 PM
I'm gonna be one of those old guys at the nursing home who tells every story 600 times.

Did I ever tell you about the guy who fucked his sister? And I walked in on it?
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garbon

Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2009, 02:13:33 PM
I'm gonna be one of those old guys at the nursing home who tells every story 600 times.

Found it. March 31st we discussed Aeroflot. 

edit: I can't believe we've been on the new board that long already.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

I never told you guys about when I pooped in a can for days on end right?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 13, 2009, 02:15:55 PMDid I ever tell you about the guy who fucked his sister? And I walked in on it?

Wait, this was in Kentucky wasn't it  :(
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2009, 02:18:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 13, 2009, 02:15:55 PMDid I ever tell you about the guy who fucked his sister? And I walked in on it?

Wait, this was in Kentucky wasn't it  :(

OHIO
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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.


Malthus

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 13, 2009, 02:15:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 13, 2009, 02:13:33 PM
I'm gonna be one of those old guys at the nursing home who tells every story 600 times.

Did I ever tell you about the guy who fucked his sister? And I walked in on it?

In the nursing home, telling *that* sort of story earns a visit from Nurse Ratchet and her quiet-time pills.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

jimmy olsen

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Quote from: DisturbedPervert on May 13, 2009, 01:11:12 PM
I'd go back in time to Saudia Arabia and kill Mohamed.  Then it's off to 2300AD Japan, to get some sexbots.
Get the sexbots first, killin Mohamed will change history so much the Japanese might not end up depraved technogeeks.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 13, 2009, 02:22:17 PM
Get the sexbots first, killin Mohamed will just history so much the Japanese might not end up depraved technogeeks.

I historied a lot last night! :perv:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

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Caliga

FACT:  Parts of Ohio are southern in both culture and accent. :smarty:
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garbon

Quote from: Ed Anger on May 13, 2009, 02:25:13 PM
Not insignificant, depending on the area of the state.

Both states fall under the heading "Shitty places to live." What more needs to be said? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

We are getting away from the purpose of this thread, when is to make fun of Spellus.
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