Mia love, hated by the liberals

[The Brain]

Mia Love?  I think I know that name.  Did she get DP'd?

Statistics say yes.

Really?  I want to read that study.

Study and study... It is known.

[The Brain]

By the way, I'm drinking all the Mogen Daavid concord wine that my wife left in the freezer.
She love that wine for cooking.
I took her back to her parents home in Miami with the baby.
She will stay there for the duration of my deployment.
In 7 days I shall be in Afghanistan.

I'm the happiest mothefucker in the wold.
I got a beautiful baby boy, who looks just like me, and I am certain inherited all my superpowers, and I have a beautiful wife who is quickly getting back in shape, and I am about to deploy to Afghanistan to feed more muslims to my pets while wearing a beautiful American flag on my shoulder.

We happy Jew.

[Eddie Teach]

Your wife is getting back in shape just in time for you to go on another tour?

indeed