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Started by garbon, August 29, 2012, 02:34:39 PM

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The Brain

#15
August 30, 2012, 04:16:46 PM
I have a bic penis.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Legbiter

#16
August 30, 2012, 04:28:18 PM
Finally.

Now the wife can write grocery lists all by herself. Thank you Bic.
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Eddie Teach

#17
August 30, 2012, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 04:16:46 PM
I have a bic penis.

So less than an inch in circumference?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

#18
August 30, 2012, 04:49:43 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on August 30, 2012, 04:28:18 PM
Finally.

Now the wife can write grocery lists all by herself. Thank you Bic.

Letting women write? Disgusting.  :mad:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Legbiter

#19
August 30, 2012, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2012, 04:49:43 PM
Letting women write? Disgusting.  :mad:

Our son brought an alphabet sheet from school the other day. She may have glimpsed it. -_-
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Ed Anger

#20
August 30, 2012, 05:34:07 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on August 30, 2012, 05:29:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2012, 04:49:43 PM
Letting women write? Disgusting.  :mad:

Our son brought an alphabet sheet from school the other day. She may have glimpsed it. -_-

Punish her.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

dps

#21
August 30, 2012, 06:27:17 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 04:16:46 PM
I have a bic penis.

It's disposable?

Jacob

#22
August 30, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Quote from: dps on August 30, 2012, 06:27:17 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 30, 2012, 04:16:46 PM
I have a bic penis.

It's disposable?

It tends to leak blue fluid if used in an airplane.

The Brain

#23
August 31, 2012, 12:41:50 AM
OK that's the last time I share here.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#24
August 31, 2012, 01:01:19 AM
I'm rather happy with my Montblanc pen, and don't see the need to move to inferior products.
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Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Brazen

#25
August 31, 2012, 05:09:24 AM
I mostly have butch soldier pens from defence expos that double as USB drives or LED torches. THEY MAKE ME WRITE IN ALL CAPS and litter my writing with amusing acronyms like MANPADS.

Viking

#26
August 31, 2012, 05:45:39 AM
Amazon doesn't get women, these guys get women

http://www.nightcrafts.com/en/etuis-godemichet/108-dildo-case-pen-classic-gift.html



Quote69,00 €
Very nice present

Pen "europe" in cherry

Dildo case in walnut, length 21 cm, average diameter 3.5 cm.

Finished with natural oil
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Brazen

#27
August 31, 2012, 06:38:07 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 31, 2012, 05:45:39 AM
Amazon doesn't get women, these guys get women
For when you're so ashamed of your pen you have to disguise it as a sex toy? :hmm:

QuoteFinished with natural oil
:x

Viking

#28
August 31, 2012, 07:00:52 AM
Quote from: Brazen on August 31, 2012, 06:38:07 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 31, 2012, 05:45:39 AM
Amazon doesn't get women, these guys get women
For when you're so ashamed of your pen you have to disguise it as a sex toy? :hmm:

QuoteFinished with natural oil
:x

Personally I'd be worried about splinters.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

HVC

#29
August 31, 2012, 08:53:17 AM
hey, they mocked lego too when they came out with a girl line. now that line is very successful. Girls like pink shit. Deal with it feminists :D.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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