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Horrors of the upcoming Christmas season

Started by Ed Anger, August 26, 2012, 03:12:23 PM

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Ed Anger

With the frequency of toy commercials increasing, time to post the worst ones from American television.

August '12:

Doggie Doo.

A dog that craps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyOD1C67J0



I know if I was a kid, I'd want a toy dog that shits under the tree.

More coming as the season grinds into a commercial orgy of excess!
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Capetan Mihali

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Admiral Yi

I can see how it would be useful in educating kids about poop scooping family pets, but the replay value does seem minimal.

Ed Anger

Right now, Germans are looking to import the Scheiße dog.
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merithyn

I see college kids making a drinking game out of this.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

Quote from: merithyn on August 27, 2012, 07:17:48 AM
I see college kids making a drinking game out of this.

I should get one and spring it on couples game night.

Monopoly?
No
Risk?
No
What then?
POOPING DOG!
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garbon

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 27, 2012, 07:46:44 AM
Quote from: merithyn on August 27, 2012, 07:17:48 AM
I see college kids making a drinking game out of this.

I should get one and spring it on couples game night.

Monopoly?
No
Risk?
No
What then?
POOPING DOG!


Doggie Doo :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

Amazon reviews seem to indicate that this dog frequently suffers from constipation.  I bet the next product to come out is laxative for that dog.  That damn razor and blades model.  :mad:

DontSayBanana

Experience bij!

Malthus

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
With the frequency of toy commercials increasing, time to post the worst ones from American television.

August '12:

Doggie Doo.

A dog that craps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDyOD1C67J0

More coming as the season grinds into a commercial orgy of excess!

"Comments are disabled for this video"

  :lol:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Ed Anger

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derspiess

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katmai

That ranks up there with soy chorizo as one of most vile things I've seen.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

I'll try them out. Candy corn is lovely though I don't really understand how it is combined with oreo.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.