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Started by garbon, May 11, 2009, 11:26:16 PM

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garbon

May 11, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

PDH

#1
May 12, 2009, 01:17:49 AM
when a problem comes along, you must Swiff it.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

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May 12, 2009, 07:44:19 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 12, 2009, 01:17:49 AM
when a problem comes along, you must Swiff it.

YOU GO TOO FAR
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#3
May 12, 2009, 08:19:52 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 07:44:19 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 12, 2009, 01:17:49 AM
when a problem comes along, you must Swiff it.

YOU GO TOO FAR
Just pointing out, his childhood has been raped no worse than others.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

garbon

#4
May 12, 2009, 12:01:31 PM
Quote from: PDH on May 12, 2009, 08:19:52 AM
Just pointing out, his childhood has been raped no worse than others.

Why would I care about other people's childhoods?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

PDH

#5
May 12, 2009, 12:37:24 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 12, 2009, 12:01:31 PM
Why would I care about other people's childhoods?
Why would I care what your wanted in the OP?
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

-------
"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

garbon

#6
May 12, 2009, 12:49:44 PM
Your wanted? :yeahright:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#7
May 12, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
Every day, some hollywood asshole, ad jingle writer or assorted fruit and nut comes along and kicks my childhood in the nuts.

A-Team. Red Dawn. Battlestar Galactica.

Fuck them all.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#8
May 12, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
What they do with the A-Team?
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ed Anger

#9
May 12, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 12, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
What they do with the A-Team?

Timmays in Hollywood are remaking it.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#10
May 12, 2009, 01:13:29 PM Last Edit: May 12, 2009, 01:17:14 PM by Syt
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 12, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
What they do with the A-Team?

Timmays in Hollywood are remaking it.

How can they remake it without George Peppard?  :huh:

I can see it now: a bleak tale of disillusioned Iraq war spec ops veterans who deserted and went underground to fight an evil conspiracy. In the end they realize violence never solved anything and parachute into the Amazon without survival gear to start over. Face will be a woman. B.A. will be a chinese woman.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Grey Fox

#11
May 12, 2009, 01:44:54 PM
It's okay, our childhood deserves to be destroyed.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Malthus

#12
May 12, 2009, 01:46:36 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 12, 2009, 01:44:54 PM
It's okay, our childhood deserves to be destroyed.

Especially if it revolved around Human League. Or brooms.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#13
May 12, 2009, 01:52:25 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 12, 2009, 01:46:36 PM
Especially if it revolved around Human League.

:o :o :o

Oh hells no!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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