Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him

Started by jimmy olsen, May 10, 2009, 01:30:25 PM

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jimmy olsen

May 10, 2009, 01:30:25 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Admiral Yi

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May 10, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
I can see the mule, but how do you have sex with a watermelon behind you?

Lucidor

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May 10, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Isn't bestiality sort of frowned upon in Leviticus? How can he live with himself?

The Brain

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May 10, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on May 10, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Isn't bestiality sort of frowned upon in Leviticus? How can he live with himself?

He has to, no one else will.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Razgovory

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May 10, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 10, 2009, 01:43:15 PM
I can see the mule, but how do you have sex with a watermelon behind you?

The watermellon is the man.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Lucidor

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May 10, 2009, 02:07:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on May 10, 2009, 02:06:18 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on May 10, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
Isn't bestiality sort of frowned upon in Leviticus? How can he live with himself?

He has to, no one else will.
The dog does... :cry:

Razgovory

#6
May 10, 2009, 02:10:20 PM
Huh, airforce.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#8
May 10, 2009, 02:29:31 PM
I eat corn!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

#9
May 10, 2009, 02:45:55 PM
Awesome. This guy definitely has what it takes to succeed in politics.

QuoteThe kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

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May 10, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 10, 2009, 02:28:57 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 10, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
The watermellon is the man.
:huh:Maybe this works better in Missouran?

Apperently can't be explained to an Iowan then.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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