News:

And we're back!

Main Menu

How can you tell when you go crazy?

Started by Eddie Teach, July 21, 2012, 03:14:33 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

Eddie Teach

July 21, 2012, 03:14:33 PM
Just wondering. :whistle:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#1
July 21, 2012, 03:16:31 PM
You'll know.

The Brain

#2
July 21, 2012, 04:18:46 PM
I won't tell.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

#3
July 21, 2012, 04:21:03 PM
You stop wondering if you are going crazy.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Darth Wagtaros

#4
July 21, 2012, 04:28:07 PM
If you have to ask then you should be concerned.
PDH!

HVC

#5
July 21, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
when the voices say you're sane then you're probably crazy.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Eddie Teach

#6
July 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 21, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
when the voices say you're sane then you're probably crazy.

What if the voices say you're crazy? What if the voices speak in a Portuguese accent?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#7
July 21, 2012, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
What if the voices say you're crazy? What if the voices speak in a Portuguese accent?

Everybody gets that.  Inconclusive.

HVC

#8
July 21, 2012, 06:15:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2012, 05:20:27 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 21, 2012, 05:06:28 PM
when the voices say you're sane then you're probably crazy.

What if the voices say you're crazy? What if the voices speak in a Portuguese accent?
depends. If the Portuguese accented voices telling you're crazy and should kill everyone around you should worry. If they're telling you you're crazy and you should go into construction then you're still good.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

DGuller

#9
July 21, 2012, 06:19:50 PM
My dog will tell me.

Monoriu

#10
July 21, 2012, 06:27:05 PM
When other people lock you up for killing others. 

Valmy

#11
July 21, 2012, 07:05:35 PM Last Edit: July 21, 2012, 07:09:03 PM by Valmy
Quote from: Monoriu on July 21, 2012, 06:27:05 PM
When other people lock you up for killing others. 

Here a poem about Mono when he goes crazy:

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here.  I am.  I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the State, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

#12
July 21, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
How crazy are we talking?  Total breakdown no longer functional crazy?  Crazy like nobody wants to be alone with you?  Crazy like you keep find places to stand in case gravity reverses itself and you don't want to hit your head on something sharp?  I mean, there's lots of ground to cover.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#13
July 21, 2012, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
Crazy like you keep find places to stand in case gravity reverses itself and you don't want to hit your head on something sharp?

:hmm:

I'd be more worried about that sharp thing falling on me.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#14
July 22, 2012, 10:54:39 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 21, 2012, 08:34:47 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
Crazy like you keep find places to stand in case gravity reverses itself and you don't want to hit your head on something sharp?

:hmm:

I'd be more worried about that sharp thing falling on me.

Yeah, that would be the sane worry.  The insane concern would be never to stand in the direct angle of a corner for fear you might fall toward it and have your head split open.  It gets worse when you haven't had enough sleep.  I've had days were I just couldn't look at a sharp corner.  Scared the fuck out of me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions