BBC's global fat scale

[garbon]

You're most like someone from Samoa

Woo! Can I be a Linebacker?

No, we're just tubs of lard.

[Ed Anger]

Your numbers
Obesity Index
23bmi
BMI is an estimate of how "overweight" or "obese" a person is
National
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 87% of males aged 30-44 in your country
Global
Below average
You have a lower BMI than 59% of males aged 30-44 in the world


Did you know?
If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would remove 8,036,157 tonnes from the total weight of the world's population
You're most like someone from Malaysia*

Malaysia? Go fuck yourself BBC.

[Valmy]

Wow Ed is one skinny guy.  I never would have guessed.

[Iormlund]

Wow Ed is one skinny guy.  I never would have guessed.

Heh. I never imagine people as fat unless they are described as such.

[Admiral Yi]

I imagined Boner as being pretty squishy.  Gimps usually are.

[Valmy]

Heh. I never imagine people as fat unless they are described as such.

I did not imagine he was fat, I just did not think he was among the skinniest 15% of dudes in the US.  I figured those guys would be all vegans or something.

[Fate]

BMI of 21... and I'm most like someone from Myanmar. 

I wasn't suprised by a pacific island nation being #1, but I never knew Croatia and Greece were so fat compared to the US.

[Ed Anger]

I imagined Boner as being pretty squishy.  Gimps usually are.

If I was actually a gimp. You people really need new material.

[DGuller]

I have a lower BMI than 75% of Americans.  Wow, I didn't realize Americans were that fat.  I'm most like someone from Turkey.  Do we have any Armenians here? 

[Ed Anger]

I have a lower BMI than 75% of Americans.  Wow, I didn't realize Americans were that fat.  I'm most like someone from Turkey.  Do we have any Armenians here? 

Beat up Spellus.

[Jacob]

You people really need new material.

Yeah that's bloody likely.

[mongers]

National - Below average
You have a lower BMI than 96% of males aged 45-59 in your country

Global  - Below average
You have a lower BMI than 76% of males aged 45-59 in the world

You're most like someone from Sri Lanka

God grief there must be some lard arses about to skew the figures so much.

[Ed Anger]

You people really need new material.

Yeah that's bloody likely.

They could have accused me of running meth labs like Fatmai did.

LOL, I need new material.

[katmai]

? wha? I don't ever recall accusing you of running Meth.

[Ed Anger]

? wha? I don't ever recall accusing you of running Meth.

You(or your evil twin) made a joke about me having a chain of meth labs in the back room. No harm, no foul.