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When Yiyi met Cally... the AAR

Started by Caliga, June 20, 2012, 06:48:03 PM

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The Brain

#30
June 21, 2012, 06:48:14 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 05:00:51 AM
Back when we met you Princesca didn't work for Jim Beam and therefore didn't get gallons and gallons of free booze a year. :contract:

If you work for a company you get gallons of their products? For free? :hmm:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

#31
June 21, 2012, 06:52:15 AM
Yes.... you mean to tell me that you don't get a plutonium ration? :(
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The Brain

#32
June 21, 2012, 06:54:05 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 21, 2012, 06:52:15 AM
Yes.... you mean to tell me that you don't get a plutonium ration? :(

Obviously I won't discuss details regarding any plutonium ration.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

CountDeMoney

#33
June 21, 2012, 07:24:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

No kidding!  :mad:

CountDeMoney

#34
June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 21, 2012, 01:49:14 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
I never got a present either!  :mad:

Do you want five packs of Marlboro Reds?

That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#35
June 21, 2012, 07:35:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.

I'm only coming if its King Cobra.

Viking

#36
June 21, 2012, 07:38:43 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 20, 2012, 07:53:26 PM
That hottie waitress at the BBQ joint reminded me of an aesthetic epiphany I had a while ago:

Brunettes are more attractive the closer they hew to the elfin model, whereas blondes work better when they approximate the angel type.

I detect the taint of lettowism




First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Grey Fox

#37
June 21, 2012, 07:39:12 AM
Why are you disappointed in me :(
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CountDeMoney

#38
June 21, 2012, 07:43:16 AM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on June 21, 2012, 07:35:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 21, 2012, 07:25:25 AM
That's it;  from now on, whenever a Languishite comes to Mobtown, I'm giving them locale-specific presents:  malt liquor and scratch-offs.

I'm only coming if its King Cobra.

They closed down the Colt 45 brewery several years ago, so it really doesn't even matter anymore.   :(

Valmy

#39
June 21, 2012, 07:45:35 AM
I have let Cal and Yi down  :(
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

#40
June 21, 2012, 07:52:03 AM
Quote from: Viking on June 21, 2012, 07:38:43 AM
I detect the taint of lettowism




He didn't say anything about blue-haired chicks.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#41
June 21, 2012, 08:21:57 AM
Looks like she was *this* close to taking an arrow in the knee.

DontSayBanana

#42
June 21, 2012, 09:57:08 AM
Speaking of lettow-taint:

http://lettucedog.ytmnd.com/
Experience bij!

Eddie Teach

#43
June 21, 2012, 10:03:05 AM
I am disappointed in Carrot and Cal for their efforts to keep that website alive.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DontSayBanana

#44
June 21, 2012, 10:05:39 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 21, 2012, 10:03:05 AM
I am disappointed in Carrot and Cal for their efforts to keep that website alive.

No effort, man.  It was the first result on Google for "my dog failed me."
Experience bij!
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