[AAR] The Chronicles of Tamaz (Corruption of Champions) - NSFW

[Fireblade]

I, Tamaz, of the gypsy village of Ingnam beside the Velence swamp, write this book for any adventurers who come after me. Let me begin with some background. For centuries, our gypsy villages have not been plagued by Turks, Magyars, Germans, or Russians.. no, we are plagued by something far worse: Demons. Every year for as long as we can remember, our village has chosen a champion to send to the cursed Demon Realm.  Legend has it that in years Ingnam has failed to produce a champion, chaos has reigned over the countryside.  Children disappear, crops wilt, and disease spreads like wildfire. This year, I am that champion.

The gypsy king of my village took me aside one day and told me that I am destined for greater things than our traditional occupation, scamming Hungarians or abusing welfare. I would be sent to the Demon Realm to hopefully put a stop to this curse, so that our gypsy people can be free forever. This time, they had an idea. I would write this book, which would allow those after me to learn from my mistakes. If I do not succeed, then hopefully those after me will. However, there was one problem.. I have grown up stealing chickens and ripping people off, and I have never gone to school. I was illiterate. Thankfully, the village witch doctor cast a spell which would let me write. Also, she whispered that these demons are very.. liberal. I was but a virgin, but the witch doctor showed me how to use the tool I was born with. Oh, it was the greatest night of my life up to that point! She commented on just how big I am, and how nobody has ever pleased her like that before! Sadly, after that, the gypsy king himself strode into her hut, and forced me to suck him off. He said the demons demand it. The shame!

The next morning, the portal to the demon lands opened. The gypsy king and the witch doctor were there to bid me farewell. "Bye mom and dad", I said. Then, I stepped through, and now I am here. My plan is to explore from my campsite during the day, and write a little bit each night about what happened and where I went at night. Hopefully it will be useful.....

Day One

The first thing I saw was a small imp with a massive dick. I kicked him a good 20 meters, and he flew off screaming about how I should have sucked his dick. After that, I built a camp and began exploring around me. First, I found a forest. Then, I found a lake, which reminded me so much of my beloved swamp. Then, I wanked. Cum flew everywhere!

Day Two

In the morning, I left camp to go grub up those demon beets I found yesterday. I had not gone fifty meters before a she-goblin attempted to have sex with me! I showed her my cock, she showed me her ass, then I beat the everliving fuck out of her. Then, when she was laying on the ground, I had my way with her! Her last words to me before she ran off were ""Ummm I hope you don't mind if I find you again.  I need more of your baby batter so I can give you lots of beautiful sluts to fuck!" After that, another she-goblin came and raped ME! I slept for most of the day after that, dreaming of welfare checks and a stolen Mercedes-Benz. When I woke up, it was nearly dark, so I walked to the swamp. I met an old man who claimed to be some sort of witch doctor. Then, I found a farm that grows paprikas! The farmer is some dog-human hybrid, and she gave me a paprika for my beet goulash! Hooray!

After I cooked and ate my favorite meal, I felt something.. odd. My.. dick, it transformed. Into a dog's dick. What the fuck.

Day Three

The next morning, I stretched, and then I remembered. Reaching quickly into my pants, yes, I do indeed have a dog's cock now. I didn't have long to think about it before a flying imp landed near me and indicated he wanted my ass. Fuck that. I'm doing him. I slapped my ass, he started touching himself before punching me. He cast all these strange spells, making me hornier by the second. I couldn't resist. That morning, my back pussy was violated. It was so utterly shameful, but so glorious at the same time! His demon cock was at least a foot long, and every inch of it was inside me! After he left, I could do nothing but beat off behind so rocks. Afterward, I went back to the lake, and found a beautiful glowing sword! I swore to myself I would be the raper, not the rapee from now on. Before night fell and I went back to my camp, I found a ruined village..

Day Four

Nothing much exciting happened in the morning. There's a desert nearby, and I kept running across a wandering Jew merchant so wanted me to buy porn and sex toys. Around noon, I found some sort of fruit with cat whiskers growing out of it. I ate it, and it tasted.. well, like a cat. It would make an acceptable cat goulash, I suppose. Then I found that farm again, and for helping the farmer, I got two peppers! I greedily ate both of them with beets.. and my dog dick grew bigger. Weird.

Then, a goblin came across my path. I fucked her absolutely silly. My jizz went EVERYWHERE. Almost like.. a pearl necklace. Then she ate it off of her. After that, I fell fast asleep.

Grumbler, this is a really fucked up game. 

[FunkMonk]

I don't know how much of what I just read is from the game or from Fireblade's imagination. 

[Ed Anger]

WHAT
THE
FUCK

[Fireblade]

What I wrote is a HELL of a lot tamer than the description in the game. 

When I gave up playing my test game last night, my character had:

3 pairs of tits, all DD-sized,
1 horse dick, ~16 inches long,
2 dog dicks, ~10 inches long,
and a "very loose anus"

Here, this is the description of when you lose to a Naga:

You fall to your knees, your battered body unable to hold itself up any longer.

You hear the hiss of the naga's laughter as she slithers over to your prone form. Her long tail twists around you and tightens suddenly, pinning your arms to your sides. You struggle weakly against her grip, but you are too weak to do anything to stop her squeezing.  She leans towards you, gripping your shoulders as she brings her face to your ear. You can feel her serpentine tongue flicking over your ear as she hisses coldly into it.

The only thing running through your mind is a memory from your childhood. A memory of a snake you once saw with a bird wrapped in its tail, squeezing it more and more as the pitiful trapped creature struggled just to breathe. You remember watching as it slowly stopped moving and the snake made its move, opening its maw to swallow the small morsel whole. This is not how you thought your time as champion would end; being eaten by a snake girl was very low on your list of ways to die.

You close your eyes and ready yourself to meet your fate. Instead, you feel the hand of the naga at your crotch, sliding your comfortable clothes down to give her better access to your fair-sized, pointed dog-dick. A gasp of surprise escapes you as the naga grabs ahold of your bestial cock and starts to stroke it, licking at the pointed tip with her serpentine tongue. You moan as she quickens her pace, causing a wave of heat to rise through your shaft.

She stops suddenly and you look at her, a pleading look in your eyes despite yourself. The naga isn't done with you yet, and she makes this known by opening up the scaly slit at her crotch to reveal her moist cunt. She rubs the opening on to the narrow tip of your big, pointed prick, teasing your throbbing member before slowly sliding it in. She carefully lowers herself onto you, swallowing up the first few inches of your pointed prick. Her hips slide back, before bringing them back down and sliding more of your cock into her. She continues to gently swallow more of you inside of her, the folds of her love canal massaging you with each progressive thrust. Finally there is no more of you that she can push into her, her stomach presses against you in an attempt to try to bring more of you inside her.

You feel the hands of the snake woman firmly grab your shoulders and watch as she pulls away from you, shouting with pleasure as she thrusts herself down on the full length of your shaft. Unable to move or do anything to help her, you watch helplessly as she manipulates your body, her slick netherlips completely enveloping your ample, canine shaft.  Again and again she thrusts her hips onto your big, pointed prick, her pussy squeezing you almost as tightly as her tail. She continues to impale herself on your big, canine member, her thrusts becoming more intense by the moment. Finally she gives one last squeeze and tilts her head back with a yell. Unable to hold back, her tight walls begin to convulse, squeezing your dog-shaped dong tighter than ever before. You can feel a pressure welling up inside as her soaking pussy attempts to milk your nice, knotted dog-cock of its tasty seed. You try to hold back, but it's no use. As she continues to pump at your dog-shaped dong , a torrent of warm, sticky cum pours into her body. She moans and pants as your hot, gooey sperm coats her womb.

[garbon]

Over the top!

[Fireblade]

Day Five

The morning was spent wandering the desert. Immediately, a bunch of bent up bars caught my eye. To the untrained person, this was just a piece of shit. But to the well-trained gypsy eye, it was an item rack! Now, I can store ALL my gypsy treasures back at camp! On the way home, this strange snake woman thing quickly overpowered and molested me. It felt disgusting, but hot at the same time. Thankfully, she didn't steal my gypsy treasure. After a few hours resting, I trudged my way back to the farm to steal work for my daily bread. After a few hours, I had enough to make a real treat: Négergulyas!

Day Six

My new dog schlong, hugely lengthened by last night's dinner of what these people call "dog peppers", needed some release. I wandered the forest, looking for something to stick it in. First, a goblin, which I quickly overpowered. But.. meh. Next, an imp, which didn't do it for me either. I needed something different. After a few hours, I was ready to stick my cock in a motherfucking tree. Suddenly, this gobbo jumped out in front of me, demanding I fuck her. Bitch was ug, so I slapped dat ho and said, "Get the fuck out of my way bitch, or I'll slap ya wit' mah pimp cane". She was determined, so I ran. She beat the everloving shit out of me, so I ended up getting raped.. again.

After a few hours, I woke up and drank this bottle the imp was carrying. It made my dick grow another inch. Not only do I continue to release Peter North-sized loads, I now have an 8 inch long dog dick to spurt it out of! Hooray!

On the way back to camp, I stumbled across something entirely new. A bee woman! She offered me some of her honey, in exchange for carrying some of her eggs. Well, to do that, I had to eat the honey out of her pussy, then she shoved her stinger up my ass. I am sad to report that I have lost my anal virginity, and I won't be shitting right for days.

Day Seven

Oh Christ, another one of those bee bitches. Again, I submitted, and a huge stinger went up my ass.. again. What choice did I have? I kind of like anal sex, actually. Their honey makes a great lube. After that, I ran across an imp and a goblin, both of which I beat the shit out of.  And oh yeah, did I mention I got buttfucked by a bee AGAIN? This one didn't even give me a reach around, I had to bust a nut when I got back to camp. While I mindlessly beat off, I felt something move inside of me, like a goddamn chest burster.

My quest to become the Gypsy King of the Demon Realm is NOT going well.

Day Eight

During my daily walk through the woods, I came across something.. unpleasant. A "tentacle monster". Now, we've all watched pirated Japanese cartoon porn. Hell, I sold bootleg copies on the street to German tourists, taking in the "scenic beauty" of Hungary. No matter how many times I hacked into it with my sword, more and more tentacles swarmed at my cock, my balls, up my ass, and my man nipples. Hopefully, human jizz is poisonous to these things.

When I came too, this honey-scented fluid dripped out of my ass. It smelled so.. intoxicating. Even though I was bruised and my dick looked like a dog had just chewed on it (har har), I just HAD to jack off. Right there, in the middle of the fucking woods. Goddamn bees. When I came too, that same goblin whore found me.. again. I tried to run. You can guess what happened next. That's right, I woke up naked in the middle of the woods at midnight, covered in my own jizz and goblin juice.

Day Nine

Another bee woman, first thing in the morning. This time, I'm going to kill a bitch. My ass still hurts, I've been leaving this honey trail all over the place, and there's a shit load of eggs in me. Fuck that. I ran. After I escaped, I started shitting out bee eggs. I spent a long time walking through the woods, until this random gobbo whore demanded I fuck her. I fucked her, all right. I beat the shit out of her and fucked the SHIT out of her. Some may call it rape. I call it.. revenge.

Day Ten

An uneventful morning. I spent it wandering through the swamp and woods, reflecting on how fucked up life is. In the afternoon, I went back to the farm, and looked around. I met this asshole centaur who promised to show me how to use a bow. Whatever, gypsies don't use bows, we prefer to use knives and shit like that, but whatever. I spent a few hours with him, and he gave me a bow. He kept calling me "stupid", but we'll see how "stupid" I am once I turn that motherfucker into a big batch of goulash.

Well, things took a turn for the weird. That centaur wanted me to practice naked. You know what, I have a fucking foot long dick, let that bitch look at it. The most fucked up thing is, I think he's gay. He spent a long time looking at my cock.

[Fireblade]

I can't wait for Tamas to read this thread in the morning. 

[Barrister]

I can't wait for Tamas to read this thread in the morning. 

The joke's on you - he's out of town tomorrow.

[Fireblade]

I can't wait for Tamas to read this thread in the morning. 

The joke's on you - he's out of town tomorrow.

HA HA HA THIS IS GYPSY JOKE YES?

[Barrister]

I can't wait for Tamas to read this thread in the morning. 

The joke's on you - he's out of town tomorrow.

HA HA HA THIS IS GYPSY JOKE YES?

Nah.  He's in London tomorrow.

[Fireblade]

Bad News: I lost the save.

Good News: I don't have to play this fucking game any more.

[grumbler]

Bad News: I lost "lost"the save.

Good News: I don't have to play this fucking game any more.  

Sounds like the designer had already done all your work for you and left no room for the FB genius with words! 

[Fireblade]

Bad News: I lost "lost"the save.

Good News: I don't have to play this fucking game any more.  

Sounds like the designer had already done all your work for you and left no room for the FB genius with words! 

Nah, apparently, you can save the game, but running CCleaner deletes the java file that saves to your local machine.

Anyway, fuck it. It's time for a new game. I could go really old school and play Sierra's Softporn Adventure, or one of the Leisure Suit Larry games.