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Started by mongers, June 18, 2012, 02:47:00 PM

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Octavian on August 02, 2012, 07:10:05 AM
The ruling has been overturned in favor of the Japanese.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19088420

Good! Now they just need to buy that ref a plane ticket home.

Gups

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 01, 2012, 08:58:47 PM
Some nice looking birds on the Russian roundball team.

The Norgy handball team comprises clunge of the highest quality, all in tight little shorts. Except the goalie who's a bit of a minger.

derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2012, 08:31:54 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 01, 2012, 08:14:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 01, 2012, 02:42:46 PM
The Polish were so proud of the Gold medal they just won, they went and had it bronzed.
:lol:

Both me and my wife laughed our asses off.

:)

And Yi asked if I made it up. Nope, stolen from the interweb somewhere.

I remember that one from elementary school.  Still funny, as are most Polack jokes.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Gups on August 02, 2012, 10:01:37 AM
The Norgy handball team comprises clunge of the highest quality, all in tight little shorts. Except the goalie who's a bit of a minger.

Thanks for the heads up.

Octavian

If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

Admiral Yi

If I heard correctly Spain only beat UK by one point in men's basketball. :o

Might have been a meaningless game but still.

FYI Luol Deng plays for the Ukes.

katmai

Yep Deng is only NBA player on the GB roster.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

katmai

USA basketball is taking it easy vs Nigeria. :lol:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

derspiess

Quote from: katmai on August 02, 2012, 05:42:23 PM
USA basketball is taking it easy vs Nigeria. :lol:

That game was fucking hilarious.  Nigeria gave up even trying to play defense and the US kept hitting threes even when they were up by 77 in the 4th quarter.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

katmai

Quote from: derspiess on August 02, 2012, 05:54:12 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 02, 2012, 05:42:23 PM
USA basketball is taking it easy vs Nigeria. :lol:

That game was fucking hilarious.  Nigeria gave up even trying to play defense and the US kept hitting threes even when they were up by 77 in the 4th quarter.

Apparently Coach K. was annoyed by post game questions on why US ran up the score, the US team is damned if they don't play their best, damned if they do play their best.  :lmfao:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

I've found out the attractive Japanese gymnast is actually in her 20s.
My honour is restored.

And glad they've overturned the decision about that Japanese boxer who smacked his opponent down but still lost. That was mad.
Its weird but there seems to be a tonne of support from the British crowds for the Japanese athletes.

(I'm mostly watching on J-TV hence the focus tends to be on Japan)
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Josephus

Rumours over half of Pink Floyd reuniting for closing ceremonies. Defintely the prog olympics.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Valmy

Quote from: katmai on August 02, 2012, 09:29:36 PM
Apparently Coach K. was annoyed by post game questions on why US ran up the score, the US team is damned if they don't play their best, damned if they do play their best.  :lmfao:

Meh if you don't want games like this do not let shitty teams like Nigeria qualify.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

DGuller

 :lmfao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFBHjgpIq7I

I thought I was the only one who noticed the less than ideal ad choice to come right after the inspiring speech about Gabby's race being a non-issue.

Valmy

At least it was doing a male Olympic event.  Nobody has any problem with people being racist against the men's team since they are a bunch of miserable chokers.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."