Safety Not Guaranteed

[Zoupa]

Aubrey Plaza was on Leno the other night promoting the film, where that ad first appeared a couple years ago on his "Headlines" segment and a friend of hers decided to make a movie about it.  It looks like it'd be something straight from Charlie Kaufman.

She's hilarious, totally deadpan.  Like Bob Newhart with tits and a vagina.  I'd so fuck her.

I think we get turned on by exactly the same type of shit. This is not the first instance where I've thought this.

I'm not sure if that's cool or not. 

[Caliga]

Yes, no way am I clicking on that link.

I didn't create that YTMND, and Don LaFontaine voiced it.*

*This is not a joke.

[CountDeMoney]

She's hilarious, totally deadpan.  Like Bob Newhart with tits and a vagina.  I'd so fuck her.

I think we get turned on by exactly the same type of shit. This is not the first instance where I've thought this.

I'm not sure if that's cool or not. 

Chicks with personalities and smarts = hot.

Unfortunately, at my age, they all have titles that usually start with "Mrs."   

[The Larch]

For the Aubrey Plaza fans, here's her sketch from Portlandia. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ch1kXp3mQA

Jesus, Leno looks ancient in that video.