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Started by jimmy olsen, June 10, 2012, 06:12:22 PM

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jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Caliga

I still can't believe this isn't a joke... and I bet the anonymous internet nerd who came up with that YTMND is PISSED. :(
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Eddie Teach

Why do you think it isn't a joke?  :huh:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Caliga

The ad says "...This is not a joke." :smarty:
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Caliga on June 10, 2012, 06:28:01 PM
I still can't believe this isn't a joke... and I bet the anonymous internet nerd who came up with that YTMND is PISSED. :(
Yeah, the "anonymous" nerd. :rolleyes:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

mongers

I might actually bother to see this.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Caliga

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katmai

stop trying to push all the ytmnd you made on us.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

I'm insulted that Timmay even mentioned my name.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

mongers

Quote from: katmai on June 10, 2012, 07:12:44 PM
stop trying to push all the ytmnd you made on us.

Yes, no way am I clicking on that link. 
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Grey Fox

Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

CountDeMoney

Aubrey Plaza was on Leno the other night promoting the film, where that ad first appeared a couple years ago on his "Headlines" segment and a friend of hers decided to make a movie about it.  It looks like it'd be something straight from Charlie Kaufman.

She's hilarious, totally deadpan.  Like Bob Newhart with tits and a vagina.  I'd so fuck her.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2012, 07:14:36 PM
I'm insulted that Timmay even mentioned my name.
My humblest apologies, I seem to have mixed you up with Caliga.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2012, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 10, 2012, 07:14:36 PM
I'm insulted that Timmay even mentioned my name.
My humblest apologies, I seem to have mixed you up with Caliga.

:lol:

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?