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Duke Nukem For Never!

Started by Caliga, May 07, 2009, 06:58:10 AM

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Razgovory

It's was a pretty good grift while it lasted.  I mean have a job for 12 years where you essentially do nothing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Caliga

Quote from: Razgovory on May 07, 2009, 01:45:47 PM
It's was a pretty good grift while it lasted.  I mean have a job for 12 years where you essentially do nothing.

Well (and I know chip's post came after yours) it sounds like they were doing *something*, just not anything that ended up being productive.  Since I work in software development, I can sort of understand how something like this is possible and not just due to willful sloth.
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Neil

Quote from: Caliga on May 07, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 07, 2009, 01:45:47 PM
It's was a pretty good grift while it lasted.  I mean have a job for 12 years where you essentially do nothing.

Well (and I know chip's post came after yours) it sounds like they were doing *something*, just not anything that ended up being productive.  Since I work in software development, I can sort of understand how something like this is possible and not just due to willful sloth.
Indeed.  Only disorganization and idiocy can produce results like these.
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Caliga

I can especially understand it if they outsourced portions of the development to Indians.  :blush:  :ph34r:
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Scipio

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Caliga

Quote from: Scipio on May 07, 2009, 09:00:02 PM
I didn't like Duke Nukem, and I wasn't looking forward to this.

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Neil

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 08:42:41 PM
It's not that uncommon. :lol:
A dozen years in development?  Doesn't happen often.
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Razgovory

Quote from: Neil on May 07, 2009, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2009, 08:42:41 PM
It's not that uncommon. :lol:
A dozen years in development?  Doesn't happen often.

Closest I can think of is Battlecruiser 3000AD.  And of course that was a disaster as well.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DisturbedPervert

Team Fortress 2 was almost 10 years in development.