The Miami cannibal

[CountDeMoney]

This man got SHOT and kept eating and you're talking about pepper spray?

Current hypothesis is that he was coked out.

Meh, coke makes you chatty.  PCP makes you eat faces.

[Malthus]

I bet that's the last time the victim will tell someone to "just bite me".

[Malthus]

Huh? This isn't even the first naked biter killed by cops in the area.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Police-Investigate-After-Naked-Man-Shot-With-Stun-Gun-Dies-147758165.html

Odd sort of trend. 

[viper37]

More proof that drugs are good for everyone

[Malthus]

More proof that drugs are good for everyone

I for one have my doubts about the alleged diagnosis of what drugs these fellows were ingesting. They are claiming these dudes were on LSD. If LSD was inclined to cause face-eating, Woodstock would have been a totally different kind of cultural event! 

[Siege]

I don't understand...if the guy was naked, it would seem clear he wasn't armed...did he really need to be shot dead?

Yes.

[Siege]

I wonder if he had rabies or something.


Alfred - yes. I would imagine the threat he posed to the victim made his immediate destruction necessary.

Wouldn't it be just was quick to pepper spray him?

Do you really think pepper spray can stop a crazied cannibal?

[HVC]

More proof that drugs are good for everyone

I for one have my doubts about the alleged diagnosis of what drugs these fellows were ingesting. They are claiming these dudes were on LSD. If LSD was inclined to cause face-eating, Woodstock would have been a totally different kind of cultural event! 

zombie hippies would have been a much better event lol

[DGuller]

I wonder if he had rabies or something.


Alfred - yes. I would imagine the threat he posed to the victim made his immediate destruction necessary.

Wouldn't it be just was quick to pepper spray him?

Wouldn't that just make the victim more delicious?

[Ed Anger]

I wonder if he had rabies or something.


Alfred - yes. I would imagine the threat he posed to the victim made his immediate destruction necessary.

Wouldn't it be just was quick to pepper spray him?

Wouldn't that just make the victim more delicious?

[Fate]

I don't understand...if the guy was naked, it would seem clear he wasn't armed...did he really need to be shot dead?

He was in the process of murdering another individual.  So yeah, he really needed to be shot dead.  Especially after he had already been shot once and failed to comply or cease the aforementioned murdering.


Bet you're one of those black women talking to the evening news crew from your stoop in your housecoat and hair curlers, always bitching why the police couldn't just shoot your baby in the leg or something when he was killing that other boy.

They're saying he was on LSD "bath salts." Have you ever seen a case of LSD intoxication like that before? The guy's story screams of PCP, or at least something mixed with PCP.

[Capetan Mihali]

Didn't realize you guys liked to get wet.   

When I was in high school, I had a friend who was into PCP and I asked doesn't it, you know, make you act crazy?  He said completely seriously that it didn't, since he was white -- it was just relaxing for white people.  I missed out on the angel dust parties, so I never got to find out if he was right.   

[Darth Wagtaros]

I wonder if he had rabies or something.


Alfred - yes. I would imagine the threat he posed to the victim made his immediate destruction necessary.

Wouldn't it be just was quick to pepper spray him?

Do you really think pepper spray can stop a crazied cannibal?

Probably wouldn't have done the victim any good either.

[Caliga]

Well it looks like this guy...



...bit off more than he could chew.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[HVC]

Also, to keep with my own personal meme, this is Lettow's future.