Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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alfred russel

Quote from: Barrister on January 07, 2015, 10:36:00 AM

But Joshua was having nothing to do with that, so when our backs were turned he hauled himself into the freshly-drawn bath, clothes, diaper and all.

Grallon would have done the same thing. :P
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Grey Fox

Draw a bath?

Is this this only occasion where draw is use that way? Involving water not a pen?
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Barrister

Quote from: Grey Fox on January 07, 2015, 12:48:32 PM
Draw a bath?

Is this this only occasion where draw is use that way? Involving water not a pen?

You can draw water from a well, but those are about the only two times I can think the word draw is used that way.
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Barrister on January 07, 2015, 12:56:45 PM
You can draw water from a well, but those are about the only two times I can think the word draw is used that way.

The well meaning, in the sense of extract is pretty common: draw a pistol from a holster, draw a sword from a scabbard.

The bath meaning is strange because it's the opposite.  To me draw a bath sounds very old fashioned.  Like Victorian England old fashioned.  Though it could be a difference between Pomish English and American English.

Malthus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 07, 2015, 01:11:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 07, 2015, 12:56:45 PM
You can draw water from a well, but those are about the only two times I can think the word draw is used that way.

The well meaning, in the sense of extract is pretty common: draw a pistol from a holster, draw a sword from a scabbard.

The bath meaning is strange because it's the opposite.  To me draw a bath sounds very old fashioned.  Like Victorian England old fashioned.  Though it could be a difference between Pomish English and American English.

Probably comes from the fact that, in olden times, one had to 'draw' the water from somewhere before filling a bath with it.
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Brazen

Quote from: Barrister on January 07, 2015, 12:56:45 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on January 07, 2015, 12:48:32 PM
Draw a bath?

Is this this only occasion where draw is use that way? Involving water not a pen?

You can draw water from a well, but those are about the only two times I can think the word draw is used that way.
You can draw the curtains too. Three, three are the times the word draw can be used that way.

Syt

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/draw?s=t

Quoteverb (used with object), drew, drawn, drawing.
1.
to cause to move in a particular direction by or as if by a pulling force; pull; drag (often followed by along, away, in, out, or off).
2.
to bring, take, or pull out, as from a receptacle or source:
to draw water from a well.
3.
to bring toward oneself or itself, as by inherent force or influence; attract:
The concert drew a large audience.
4.
to sketch (someone or something) in lines or words; delineate; depict:
to draw a vase with charcoal; to draw the comedy's characters with skill.
5.
to compose or create (a picture) in lines.
6.
to mark or lay out; trace:
to draw perpendicular lines.
7.
to frame or formulate:
to draw a distinction.
8.
to write out in legal form (sometimes followed by up):
Draw up the contract.
9.
to inhale or suck in:
to draw liquid through a straw.
10.
to derive or use, as from a source:
to draw inspiration from Shakespeare.
11.
to deduce; infer:
to draw a conclusion.
12.
to get, take, or receive, as from a source:
to draw interest on a savings account; to draw a salary of $600 a week.
13.
to withdraw funds from a drawing account, especially against future commissions on sales.
14.
to produce; bring in:
The deposits draw interest.
15.
to disembowel:
to draw a turkey.
16.
to drain:
to draw a pond.
17.
to pull out to full or greater length; make by attenuating; stretch:
to draw filaments of molten glass.
18.
to bend (a bow) by pulling back its string in preparation for shooting an arrow.
19.
to choose or to have assigned to one at random, by or as by picking an unseen number, item, etc.:
Let's draw straws to see who has to wash the car.
20.
Metalworking. to form or reduce the sectional area of (a wire, tube, etc.) by pulling through a die.
21.
to wrinkle or shrink by contraction.
22.
Medicine/Medical. to cause to discharge:
to draw an abscess by a poultice.
23.
to obtain (rations, clothing, equipment, weapons, or ammunition) from an issuing agency, as an army quartermaster.
24.
Nautical. (of a vessel) to need (a specific depth of water) to float:
She draws six feet.
25.
to leave (a contest) undecided; finish with neither side winning, as in a tie.
26.
Cards.
to take or be dealt (a card or cards) from the pack.
Bridge. to remove the outstanding cards in (a given suit) by leading that suit:
He had to draw spades first in order to make the contract.
27.
Billiards. to cause (a cue ball) to recoil after impact by giving it a backward spin on the stroke.
28.
Northeastern U.S. ( chiefly New England) to haul; cart.
29.
Hunting. to search (a covert) for game.
30.
Cricket. to play (a ball) with a bat held at an angle in order to deflect the ball between the wicket and the legs.
31.
Curling. to slide (the stone) gently.
32.
to steep (tea) in boiling water.
33.
to form or shape (glass) as it comes from the furnace by stretching.

verb (used without object), drew, drawn, drawing.
34.
to exert a pulling, moving, or attracting force:
A sail draws by being properly trimmed and filled with wind.
35.
to move or pass, especially slowly or continuously, as under a pulling force (often followed by on, off, out, etc.):
The day draws near.
36.
to take out a sword, pistol, etc., for action.
37.
to hold a drawing, lottery, or the like:
to draw for prizes.
38.
to sketch or to trace figures; create a picture or depict by sketching.
39.
to be skilled in or practice the art of sketching:
I can't paint, but I can draw.
40.
to shrink or contract (often followed by up).
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Barrister

Quote from: Syt on January 08, 2015, 10:06:34 AM
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/draw?s=t

verb (used with object), drew, drawn, drawing.

31.
Curling. to slide (the stone) gently.

That's a shitty definition.  In curling, a draw is a show where you attempt to place your shot inside the house (that is, inside the rings).  This is as opposed to a take-out, where you throw the rock with force attempting to strike an opponents rock to remove it from play, but also as opposed to a guard, where you throw even more gently in an attempt to place the rock in front of the house in order to, well, guard it.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 08, 2015, 09:42:39 AM
Wut

Pinkeye is an infection caused by fecal matter.  Tell the kids to wash their hands after playing in their own shit, and to avoid the stinky kids at school.

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 08, 2015, 11:20:48 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 08, 2015, 09:42:39 AM
Wut

Pinkeye is an infection caused by fecal matter.  Tell the kids to wash their hands after playing in their own shit, and to avoid the stinky kids at school.

Ah. There are other causes too. But I do have a pack of bidet shitters.

Anyways, one child doesn't like the antibiotic drops and warned me off. She said, "HEY DUDE, BACK THE HELL OFF."

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