Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

Started by Barrister, May 17, 2012, 02:47:49 PM

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Ed Anger

#675
May 29, 2014, 09:44:32 PM
Good job Max. I take your man card away.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#676
May 29, 2014, 09:44:51 PM
Shit, I bought a class ring and promptly turned it over to the girlfriend.  Because That Was The Right Thing To Do.

Ed Anger

#677
May 29, 2014, 09:47:17 PM
Ugh. Bitches got jack shit from me.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#678
May 29, 2014, 10:01:24 PM
I was there in her basement, banging the shit out of her and operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct for a sexually active teenager.
Felt it was the least I could do.

Ed Anger

#679
May 29, 2014, 10:07:30 PM
How sentemental.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#680
May 29, 2014, 10:09:03 PM
Can't be said I didn't treat my women well.

Barrister

#681
May 30, 2014, 09:25:40 AM
Baby Josh pulled himself up to standing last night.

He's just past seven months old.   :cool:
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Grey Fox

#682
May 30, 2014, 10:59:11 AM
:cool:

Tomorrow is a big day!
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Barrister

#683
May 30, 2014, 11:06:34 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 10:59:11 AM
:cool:

Tomorrow is a big day!

You remembered Timmy's birthday! :hug:
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Grey Fox

#684
May 30, 2014, 11:10:55 AM
Yes. 4 years old!

Does he starts school in the fall?
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"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Barrister

#685
May 30, 2014, 11:24:58 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 11:10:55 AM
Yes. 4 years old!

Does he starts school in the fall?

No, next year.  He'll continue with pre-school next year.  Which is probably for the best - I'd rather him be one of the older kids, than one of the youngest.
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Grey Fox

#686
May 30, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
:yes:

Ariel, surprisingly, turns 3 tomorrow.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Barrister

#687
May 30, 2014, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
:yes:

Ariel, surprisingly, turns 3 tomorrow.

Ariel is very blessed - she shares a birthday with the Winnipeg Jets. :hug:

(which reminds me - it's nearly time for a certain annual bump... :shifty:)
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Grey Fox

#688
May 30, 2014, 11:39:33 AM
That was a big day, yes.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Syt

#689
May 30, 2014, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 30, 2014, 11:34:28 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 30, 2014, 11:31:19 AM
:yes:

Ariel, surprisingly, turns 3 tomorrow.

Ariel is very blessed - she shares a birthday with the Winnipeg Jets. :hug:

(which reminds me - it's nearly time for a certain annual bump... :shifty:)

There was a guy on my previous commute from the old apartment who was wearing a Jets cap every morning.
We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
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