Will women finally determine presidential vote?

Started by jimmy olsen, May 14, 2012, 11:14:38 PM

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CountDeMoney

#30
May 15, 2012, 07:09:49 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 15, 2012, 04:05:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 15, 2012, 03:53:38 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 15, 2012, 03:50:30 PM
In my private life I treat women like gold.

Well, that's your fucking problem.

It would be a problem if I didn't.  Of course, before I got married things were a little different.

Ah, the Rush Limbaugh "private morality" loophole thingie :mellow:

derspiess

#31
May 15, 2012, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 15, 2012, 07:09:49 PM
Ah, the Rush Limbaugh "private morality" loophole thingie :mellow:

:hug:

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#32
May 15, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
Women shouldn't have the vote. PERIOD.
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11B4V

#33
May 15, 2012, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
Women shouldn't have the vote. PERIOD.

They are a little unstable at times during the month.
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Ed Anger

#34
May 15, 2012, 07:58:40 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 15, 2012, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 15, 2012, 07:53:36 PM
Women shouldn't have the vote. PERIOD.

They are a little unstable at times during the month.

Unsafe at any speed.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

merithyn

#35
May 15, 2012, 08:01:15 PM
Ooooo.... so what I'm hearing is that MY vote counts, even though I live in Illinois?  :showoff:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

#36
May 15, 2012, 08:02:38 PM
only worth 3/5ths of mine.
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derspiess

#37
May 15, 2012, 08:08:34 PM
Women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#38
May 15, 2012, 08:10:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 15, 2012, 08:08:34 PM
Women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement

:yes:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#39
May 15, 2012, 08:11:46 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 15, 2012, 08:08:34 PM
Women are not people.  They are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement

So why you be all trippin and givin me shit, yo?

PDH

#40
May 15, 2012, 08:16:22 PM
I firmly believe women should vote, as long as they have a strong male hand to guide them and inform them for whom they should vote.  That way, right thinking men get two votes.
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derspiess

#41
May 15, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
Quote from: PDH on May 15, 2012, 08:16:22 PM
I firmly believe women should vote, as long as they have a strong male hand to guide them and inform them for whom they should vote.  That way, right thinking men get two votes.

My wife agreed to vote exactly as I tell her.  She's rewarded with a new pair of shoes.  Win-win.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Jacob

#42
May 15, 2012, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 15, 2012, 08:43:02 PMMy wife agreed to vote exactly as I tell her.  She's rewarded with a new pair of shoes.  Win-win.

Do you have a way to check if she keeps up her end of the bargain?

Scipio

#43
May 15, 2012, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 15, 2012, 12:11:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 14, 2012, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: Neil on May 14, 2012, 11:23:18 PM
Well, this sounds bad.  Placing the fate of your people in the hands of those least able to consider the public good.

You mean politicians?
No, women.
Repeal the 19th Amendment.
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derspiess

#44
May 15, 2012, 10:02:31 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 15, 2012, 08:55:51 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 15, 2012, 08:43:02 PMMy wife agreed to vote exactly as I tell her.  She's rewarded with a new pair of shoes.  Win-win.

Do you have a way to check if she keeps up her end of the bargain?

I suppose I could accompany her in the voting booth.  But she has no reason not to vote for the list of candidates I give her.  She's apolitical, but when pushed she tends libertarian, maybe slightly on the conservative side.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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