Happy bin Laden Headshot Fish Food Death Day

[CountDeMoney]

The type of thing we'd be reading right now if the raid had gone wrong: http://correctnicity.com/blog/2012/05/01/what-we-might-be-reading-if-the-bin-laden-raid-had-failed/

The only thing that would've made that spoof better would've been a quote from Romney: "Not even Jimmy Carter would've authorized that raid." 

[Jacob]

It's been a while since I used that, so I figured I'd throw it in there.

It's sweet how you always keep talking about your mum.

[derspiess]

It's been a while since I used that, so I figured I'd throw it in there.

It's sweet how you always keep talking about your mum.

[jimmy olsen]

Still no answers from Pakistan.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2113584,00.html

[Scipio]

Still no answers from Pakistan.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2113584,00.html

You think that Islamabad is going to actually say what we all know to be true?  Shit.  The Argies still think they own the Falklands, and the Turks the Sea of Azov.  The Austrians still think that Franz Ferdinand's death caused WWI, and the Germans believe that Barbarossa is going to rise from the dead to lead them to world hegemony.  Pakistan's dysfunctional foundational myth is that they are not a pile of terrorist-funding wankbags, and they are not going to surrender that for any collection of well-identified, universally known facts.

[Ed Anger]

It's been a while since I used that, so I figured I'd throw it in there.

It's sweet how you always keep talking about your mum.

That was unnecessary roughness. I would have flagged Jake and called the 15 yard penalty.

[Admiral Yi]

Agreed.  Sit him out for a series.

It will be interesting to see how Obama tries to play the Osama card during the campaign.

[katmai]

Man Languish really is dying when you can't call someone's mother a whore.

[Ed Anger]

Man Languish really is dying when you can't call someone's mother a whore.

MOMS ARE OFF LIMITS. 

[Jacob]

That was unnecessary roughness. I would have flagged Jake and called the 15 yard penalty.

Agreed.  Sit him out for a series.

"Your mom" is "unnecessary roughness"? Man, you guys must have had a hard time of it in kindergarden.

It will be interesting to see how Obama tries to play the Osama card during the campaign.

You think it's going to be played more than it is now? He's already doing the "making tough decisions and standing by them, doing the right thing; Romney says he wouldn't have gone after Osama."

[Eddie Teach]

Man Languish really is dying when you can't call someone's mother a whore.

MOMS ARE OFF LIMITS. 

Guess Katmai and Jacob's moms didn't teach them proper respect. 

[katmai]

Man Languish really is dying when you can't call someone's mother a whore.

MOMS ARE OFF LIMITS. 

Guess Katmai and Jacob's moms didn't teach them proper respect. 

i give it when i get it.

[Jacob]

Guess Katmai and Jacob's moms didn't teach them proper respect. 

How is it disrespectful to suggest that someone uses birth control?

[katmai]

Guess Katmai and Jacob's moms didn't teach them proper respect. 

How is it disrespectful to suggest that someone uses birth control?

If only Derspicys had

[Ed Anger]

WTF, OBAMA IS INTERRUPTING MAH JEOPARDY PROGRAM.