There's an enormous locust in my kitchen

[Pedrito]

 

Damn, I think I scheeched like a girly girl.

Luckily for my self esteem, my wife was away.

No trace in the last ten minutes.

L.

[Razgovory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfMDPzFbXoY  This documentary gives a good idea of how to get rid of giant grasshoppers.


I hope it is helpful.  NOTE: Peter Graves died a couple of years ago, so he may not be able to help.

[Ideologue]

I think it's only one, I've heard other tales of these rogue locusts

I think it's best to keep the window open; finding myself in a closed space with the beast could lead me to a collapse

L.

So you leave your windows open?  Gee, I wonder why you have a bug problem.

[Ideologue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfMDPzFbXoY  This documentary gives a good idea of how to get rid of giant grasshoppers.


I hope it is helpful.  NOTE: Peter Graves died a couple of years ago, so he may not be able to help.

[Admiral Yi]

Keep a shoe handy for when it reappears.

Or nuke the flat from orbit.

[Caliga]

[fhdz]

In other news, my hovercraft is full of eels!

[PRC]

I think it's only one, I've heard other tales of these rogue locusts

I think it's best to keep the window open; finding myself in a closed space with the beast could lead me to a collapse

L.

So you leave your windows open?  Gee, I wonder why you have a bug problem.

You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

[The Larch]

Have you set free any religious minority people that you keep enslaved at home?

[Eddie Teach]

You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

You don't get many mosquitoes in Canada.

[Pedrito]

I did survive. The grasshopper did not.

the bitch was hidden somewhere behind the fridge, just like I told before: it was waiting for my alertness to lower, then tried to hit me from the back.

After an epic struggle, I managed to drown it in hot oil; then my wife disposed of the body.

We are finally safe. My dreams tonight won't be as safe, though.

L.

[Admiral Yi]

Now you have a tale you can tell your grandchildren.

[Pedrito]

I'll have a rapeshower before going to bed

L.

[mongers]

Have you set free any religious minority people that you keep enslaved at home?

[sbr]

Congrats on the victory.