Reason #5,110 to hate lottery winners

[Ed Anger]

Americans! Powerball is up to 305 million. Buy! Consume!

[Ed Anger]

I got my tickets. I win, you won't see my pasty white ass ever again.

[katmai]

Promises, promises.

[Ed Anger]

Promises, promises.

PRAY FOR ME THEN.

[katmai]

Since already praying for your wife's loins as they have been overused I'll just add you to the nightly prayer.

[Ed Anger]

Since already praying for your wife's loins as they have been overused I'll just add you to the nightly prayer.

Its still tight.  YOU ARE THE NEXT BENNY HINN!

[Eddie Teach]

I got my tickets. I win, you won't see my pasty white ass ever again.

Who are you kidding, that'd mean even more hours of idleness for you to kill.

[Ed Anger]

I could indulge in religious mania.

[Caliga]

Yeah, I think if I won the lottery megachurch is totally the way to go.

1.  Huge initial investment
2.  Sell lies (which cost very little to manufacture)
3.  IMMENSE PROFIT

Once you get past step 1 you should be constantly and decisively in the black.

[Ed Anger]

I'm thinking of Justinian style religious mania.

[Ed Anger]

I won a hundred bucks. 

80 bucks profit. 

Money spent on kids. 

Ed sad. 

[Ed Anger]

Hey. Powerball. 500 million.

Maybe if one of youse pathetic knobs win, I don't have to hear youse whine abouts the tax rate.

Drawing is tomorrow, you sad fucks.

[garbon]

Drawing is tomorrow, you sad fucks.

I think I'd feel sad if I spent money on the lotto.

[CountDeMoney]

I now understand and appreciate the counterintuitive yet compelling need the unemployed have on blowing their limited UI funds on the lottery. 

[Ed Anger]

I now understand and appreciate the counterintuitive yet compelling need the unemployed have on blowing their limited UI funds on the lottery. 

 

I bought 5 tickets. Even though I'll never win.  Just in case.

Bought a 5 dollar scratch off, won 25. 10 total profit.