Soft Drinks

[garbon]

YOU DON'T HAVE COKE HERE WELL I NEVER I'LL JUST HAVE WATER

Yes, what's wrong with that response?

Petty, nonsensical, immature, and entitled.

Well it's the only way of helping them to recognize the error of their ways.  And while I know that it isn't really the waitstaff who can control it - it'd probably be more bizarre to call over their manager (which would likely also get them in trouble).

Not sure I understand entitled as a negative in this context.  I think restaurant goers are entitled to get the food that they want.

[garbon]

YOU DON'T HAVE COKE HERE WELL I NEVER I'LL JUST HAVE WATER

Yes, what's wrong with that response?

Petty, nonsensical, immature, and entitled.

If you are not entitled to water, what are you entitled to? 

[HVC]

I'd like to collectively punch every one of you people in the nuts.

do i get to get to ice my nuts with a can of coke after?

Pop. A can of pop. 

I'll pop you one alright

Evidently, you have to line up behind Ed. 

don't worry, with my it's all above belt

[Ideologue]

YOU DON'T HAVE COKE HERE WELL I NEVER I'LL JUST HAVE WATER

Yes, what's wrong with that response?

Petty, nonsensical, immature, and entitled.

so what happens when you don't like an item but you have different options? you have the item you dislike?

When you don't like an item practically identical to the one you do like, it's sort of like complaining that the air in a room is 22% oxygen instead of 21%.

[HVC]

YOU DON'T HAVE COKE HERE WELL I NEVER I'LL JUST HAVE WATER

Yes, what's wrong with that response?

Petty, nonsensical, immature, and entitled.

so what happens when you don't like an item but you have different options? you have the item you dislike?

When you don't like an item practically identical to the one you do like, it's sort of like complaining that the air in a room is 22% oxygen instead of 21%.

it's not identical though. i'm not refusing one brand of bottled water for the next, coke and pepsi taste different.You're just being difficult now

[Malthus]

YOU DON'T HAVE COKE HERE WELL I NEVER I'LL JUST HAVE WATER

Yes, what's wrong with that response?

Petty, nonsensical, immature, and entitled.

so what happens when you don't like an item but you have different options? you have the item you dislike?

When you don't like an item practically identical to the one you do like, it's sort of like complaining that the air in a room is 22% oxygen instead of 21%.

I think a few weeks in customer service re-education camp are in order for you, sirrah. 

[Ideologue]

They're pretty close.  It's not I'm pushing orange soda on you.

Anyway, the best cola is Diet Sam's Choice.  You can taste the slave labor.

[garbon]

They're pretty close.  It's not I'm pushing orange soda on you.

Anyway, the best cola is Diet Sam's Choice.  You can taste the slave labor.

What's next? I want a steak and you offer me a hamburger?

[Jacob]

They're pretty close.  It's not I'm pushing orange soda on you.

Anyway, the best cola is Diet Sam's Choice.  You can taste the slave labor.

What's next? I want a steak and you offer me a hamburger?

He'll offer you are Reese's Cup.

[Malthus]

They're pretty close.  It's not I'm pushing orange soda on you.

Anyway, the best cola is Diet Sam's Choice.  You can taste the slave labor.

What's next? I want a steak and you offer me a hamburger?

He'll offer you are Reese's Cup.

That's a rather insulting thing for him to call garbon. 

[garbon]

They're pretty close.  It's not I'm pushing orange soda on you.

Anyway, the best cola is Diet Sam's Choice.  You can taste the slave labor.

What's next? I want a steak and you offer me a hamburger?

He'll offer you are Reese's Cup.

That's a rather insulting thing for him to call garbon. 

Awful!

[DGuller]

I wonder what "others" get used.

"Give me a glass of other, please.  "

[Malthus]

I wonder what "others" get used.

"Give me a glass of other, please.  "

"I can't - the urinal is occupied". 

[Jacob]

Awful!

Brown on the outside, yellow on the inside.

Do you like anime, garbon?

[Eddie Teach]

They're pretty close.

Coke that's fizzy and Coke that's flat are "pretty close" by that reckoning.


And it's soda, I don't care what the local rednecks and Midwestern Polacks say.