NFL Offseason 2012: Because contract negotiations are part of the excitement

[CountDeMoney]

I went to nfl.com, I see a whole lot of uniforms that don't appear to have made any changes at all.

1) Seattle should go back to the Jim Zorn/Dave Krieg/Curt Warner uniforms, instead of the space cadet ones they have now;  they look like they belong in the PAC-10, not the NFL.
2) All NFL pants should always be white, both in home and away kits.
3) The best uniform change in recent years has been the motherfucking Buffalo Bills getting back that late 70's Joe Ferguson love.
4) Some teams would see mass revolts if they fundamentally changed their historic uniforms for something retarded.  Please see:  Packers, Bears, Cowboys, Browns, Raiders, Steelers, Chiefs.
5) Speaking of Chiefs, all former AFL teams should go back to their original AFL uniforms.  And that includes the fucking Flaming Thumbtacks.

[sbr]

Soccer players wear kits, football players wear uniforms dammit.

EDIT:  Seahawks unis are uglier than normal but that isn't saying much.

[sbr]

Lol, the main uniform thread over on the official Bengals forum degenerated into a pissing match over whether "Bengal" is a noun or verb.  Thought I was here for a second.

What is the argument for it being a verb?

[derspiess]

Lol, the main uniform thread over on the official Bengals forum degenerated into a pissing match over whether "Bengal" is a noun or verb.  Thought I was here for a second.

What is the argument for it being a verb?

Shit, I meant adjective.   

[CountDeMoney]

Lol, the main uniform thread over on the official Bengals forum degenerated into a pissing match over whether "Bengal" is a noun or verb.  Thought I was here for a second.

What is the argument for it being a verb?

Shit, I meant adjective.   

LOL Bengals fans.

[derspiess]

LOL Bengals fans.

You're just jealous of our HOTT cheerleaders

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57408535-504083/sarah-jones-former-cincinnati-bengals-cheerleader-pleads-not-guilty-to-student-sex-abuse-charges/

[Alcibiades]

I went to nfl.com, I see a whole lot of uniforms that don't appear to have made any changes at all.

1) Seattle should go back to the Jim Zorn/Dave Krieg/Curt Warner uniforms, instead of the space cadet ones they have now;  they look like they belong in the PAC-10, not the NFL.
2) All NFL pants should always be white, both in home and away kits.
3) The best uniform change in recent years has been the motherfucking Buffalo Bills getting back that late 70's Joe Ferguson love.
4) Some teams would see mass revolts if they fundamentally changed their historic uniforms for something retarded.  Please see:  Packers, Bears, Cowboys, Browns, Raiders, Steelers, Chiefs.
5) Speaking of Chiefs, all former AFL teams should go back to their original AFL uniforms.  And that includes the fucking Flaming Thumbtacks.

2.  No, See:  Ravens black on purple , Packers obviously always have yellow.   


What's wrong with you?   

[CountDeMoney]

2.  No, See:  Ravens black on purple , Packers obviously always have yellow.   


What's wrong with you?   

Corollary #4 is the exception to #2. 

And black pants for the Ravens suck.

[katmai]

Yeah the ravens should go back to brown and orange.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah the ravens should go back to brown and orange.

You can un-ban yourself, so I won't even bother.

[katmai]

I just can't help myself when it comes to breaking your chops on Ravens.

[Ed Anger]

LOL Bengals fans.

You're just jealous of our HOTT cheerleaders

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57408535-504083/sarah-jones-former-cincinnati-bengals-cheerleader-pleads-not-guilty-to-student-sex-abuse-charges/

oof.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Audio of Gregg Williams calling names and body parts in a D meeting before the 9ers game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnn9kbqQUA

Related Yahoo article: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-silver_gregg_williams_speech_saints_49ers_bounty_040412

[katmai]

Heh yet it was their own guys who were knocked the fuck out. Oooops

[derspiess]

Audio of Gregg Williams calling names and body parts in a D meeting before the 9ers game:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnn9kbqQUA

Related Yahoo article: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-silver_gregg_williams_speech_saints_49ers_bounty_040412

With how it started, I thought "go for the head" and "kill the head" was just an extension of the metaphor, but yeah, he was obviously talking about targeting specific body parts.  I was actually expecting the whole thing to be much ado about nothing-- just some rough locker room talk taken out of context.  But there are some nuggets in there.

I bet whomever recorded that audio just lost some friends