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Started by Grey Fox, February 10, 2012, 10:01:04 PM

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Pool Table, what to do with it?

Keep it!
12 (57.1%)
Sell it!
3 (14.3%)
Mail it to Jaron
6 (28.6%)

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Grey Fox

February 10, 2012, 10:01:04 PM
I've recently acquired a propriety, included with it is a pool table. While I am not a fan of pool, I was wondering what I should do with it.

It is in fairly good shape but in need of a new carpet.

What say you Languish? Sell or Keepsake?
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Darth Wagtaros

#1
February 10, 2012, 10:05:58 PM
Keep that motherfucker.
PDH!

mongers

#2
February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.


Better still, shoot a porn film on it.   :D

I used to work with for a video company, and whilst 'cleaning out' the film/video vault, found some porn one of the earlier technicians had made, it was shot on the managing director's office table.  :D
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#3
February 10, 2012, 10:10:36 PM
Quote from: mongers on February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.

:thumbsup:
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fhdz

#4
February 10, 2012, 10:24:38 PM
Keep it and learn to like pool.
and the horse you rode in on

Darth Wagtaros

#5
February 10, 2012, 10:27:10 PM
Good idea. Get Tim in on it.
PDH!

Richard Hakluyt

#6
February 10, 2012, 11:50:13 PM
Probably a bit too small for wargaming with miniature figures  :hmm:

Your best bet is to get rid of the pool table and replace it with a 3/4-size snooker table, that should be sufficient for reconstructing ancient and medieval conflicts.

Fireblade

#7
February 11, 2012, 12:13:31 AM
The fuck? Gay Fox, I always knew you were a faggot ass frog, but you need to either keep that goddamn pool table and learn to play manly games (no, soccer and grab ass with your boyfriend aren't manly) or ship that motherfucker to Arkansas.

CountDeMoney

#8
February 11, 2012, 12:22:51 AM
Sell it.  The novelty will wear off in about 2 weeks.

Phillip V

#9
February 11, 2012, 01:14:57 AM
Sell it. You have too many things.

Or even better, give it away and make someone happy. Some of the people in this thread would be enthusiastic recipients. :)

sbr

#10
February 11, 2012, 01:26:49 AM
Yeah it can't cost that much to ship a 700 pound pool table from Canada to Arkansas.  :rolleyes:

PRC

#11
February 11, 2012, 01:52:25 AM
When I bought my house it came with a nice slate pool table in the lowest level.  Basically got it because the previous owner didn't want to deal with moving it so I was fine with it, even a little happy about it.  I've played maybe two games of pool on it in three years... tell you what, it makes a hell of a spot to pile laundry.

Syt

#12
February 11, 2012, 02:26:53 AM
Quote from: mongers on February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.


Better still, shoot a porn film on it.   :D

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#13
February 11, 2012, 02:34:45 AM
Propriety eludes me. :(
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Mr.Penguin

#14
February 11, 2012, 02:59:33 AM
Sell it, nothing but dead space...
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