Korea- Too boring

[Monoriu]

I've seen ugly Korean chicks.  One nice thing about Koreans though, in my experience, is that they tend to have bigger tits than most Asians.

Not really.  What makes the Koreans different, is that they openly embrace plastic surgeries. 

[The Brain]

Fucking yellow fever sickos. What is it with those short ass legs and flat faces?

They have kitty cat eyes that look awesome during oral sex.  Squee.

Needlessly expensive substitute.

[CountDeMoney]

I've seen ugly Korean chicks.  One nice thing about Koreans though, in my experience, is that they tend to have bigger tits than most Asians.

Not really.  What makes the Koreans different, is that they openly embrace plastic surgeries.

They should openly embrace the PX90 workout.

[Ideologue]

Fucking yellow fever sickos. What is it with those short ass legs and flat faces?

Sometimes, I just don't get you.

[CountDeMoney]

Fucking yellow fever sickos. What is it with those short ass legs and flat faces?

Sometimes, I just don't get you.

Pretty funny coming from The Brain, who digs on things with short ass legs and flat faces, like Pugs.

[The Brain]

I mostly play with buddies.

[jimmy olsen]

Fucking yellow fever sickos. What is it with those short ass legs and flat faces?

I wouldn't say I have yellow fever, I much prefer Filipinos to Koreans, and they're not exactly yellow with flat faces or chests.

I will defend Koreans by saying that most have amazingly long legs.

[CountDeMoney]

I much prefer Filipinos to Koreans,

Ewww. They're like the Mexicans of Asia, dude.

[Ideologue]

Filipinas are an evil breed, even worse than Koreans.

[Ed Anger]

Filipinas are an evil breed, even worse than Koreans.

I used to laugh when sailors would come back with an flip wife. Horrible, screechy cunts.*

Should have left them at the bar.

* Sample size=2

[jimmy olsen]

Filipinas are an evil breed, even worse than Koreans.

I've been to the Philippines, it's like a lovable English speaking Mexico.

[Ideologue]

Actually, given that both my bad experiences involved half-breeds with American fathers, maybe I should look at what they had in common:

White people are the problem.  When I say it out loud, it seems obvious.

Tim!  I'm coming to Asia!

[jimmy olsen]

Actually, given that both my bad experiences involved half-breeds with American fathers, maybe I should look at what they had in common:

White people are the problem.  When I say it out loud, it seems obvious.

Tim!  I'm coming to Asia!

Here you go, you should be able to get a job easily.

http://www.eslcafe.com/

EDIT: Wait, do you have felony convictions or just misdemeanors?

[Ideologue]

Just misdemeanors!

[jimmy olsen]

Just misdemeanors!

Well, then I don't think they'll be an insurmountable disadvantage then. How many and how long ago?