"you're not really married," Canada tells foreign gays.

[Habbaku]

And involved all rather than just the ones on this forum. 

[crazy canuck]

People love to compain about lawyers.  Until they actually need one that is.

[Neil]

People love to compain about lawyers.  Until they actually need one that is.

And your little guild loves to make sure that people need them, don't they?

[crazy canuck]

People love to compain about lawyers.  Until they actually need one that is.

And your little guild loves to make sure that people need them, don't they?

Yeah, we have agents who go out to make sure people breach their contracts, lie, cheat and steal and generally act unreasonably so that their victims need the services of a lawyer.  Without our agents doing such things people would always keep their word and act reasonably and then I would have nothing to do.

[Neil]

People love to compain about lawyers.  Until they actually need one that is.

And your little guild loves to make sure that people need them, don't they?

Yeah, we have agents who go out to make sure people breach their contracts, lie, cheat and steal and generally act unreasonably so that their victims need the services of a lawyer.  Without our agents doing such things people would always keep their word and act reasonably and then I would have nothing to do.

Don't you think that's a little much?  Isn't it enough to simply write the laws, interpret the laws and enforce the laws to your own advantage and the detriment of society at every turn?

[DontSayBanana]

Don't you think that's a little much?  Isn't it enough to simply write the laws, interpret the laws and enforce the laws to your own advantage and the detriment of society at every turn?

Why rewrite the laws when you can rewrite the dictionary? Why, Neil, that's positively Orwellian.

[Josephus]

People love to compain about lawyers.  Until they actually need one that is.

And your little guild loves to make sure that people need them, don't they?

they'd be lost without us.

[Josephus]

Looks like the government is promising to change the marriage laws to make marriages performed here legal whether or not they're recognized elsewhere.

http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1115215--ottawa-to-change-law-so-same-sex-marriages-are-valid?bn=1

[Barrister]

People love to compain about lawyers.  Until they actually need one that is.

And your little guild loves to make sure that people need them, don't they?

Yeah, we have agents who go out to make sure people breach their contracts, lie, cheat and steal and generally act unreasonably so that their victims need the services of a lawyer.  Without our agents doing such things people would always keep their word and act reasonably and then I would have nothing to do.

Don't you think that's a little much?  Isn't it enough to simply write the laws, interpret the laws and enforce the laws to your own advantage and the detriment of society at every turn?

Yes - all those laws against assault, theft, and murder - they are all for my personal benefit, and are to the detriment of society.

[Razgovory]

Well you are the only one here who profits from enforcing them.  Kinda suspicious, ain't it?

[fhdz]

Homosexuality is not something you can "contract". It's not a disease. 

Some diseases are genetic and thus are not contracted either.