NFL Playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs!?!

[DontSayBanana]

That was painful- Packers were playing like a bunch of zombies tonight.

[jimmy olsen]

My Ravens-Patriots AFC Championship Game prediction came true! 

[derspiess]

Man-- how many times have we seen a 9-7 team on an extreme hot streak come in & knock out the #1 seed that came in cold because they sat their QB in Week 17 and had the bye. 

The AFC Championship game will be an epic showdown, and a Harbaugh Bowl rematch would make for an awesome Super Bowl, if possibly the lowest-scoring one ever.

[Neil]

The four last AFC teams were, with one exception, those with Languish fanbases.  The Ravens have CdM, Alci and myself, the Texans have MBM and the Cheatriots have asshole bandwagon pieces of shit.

[MadBurgerMaker]

and the Cheatriots have asshole bandwagon pieces of shit.

We don't have any Denver fans here at all?  I used to kind of like them after living there in the dark times between the Oilers and Texans, but it's really hard to give a shit about them anymore.  lol Brian Griese's first years as a starter there, actually.

[HVC]

well that was unexpected (by me anyway )

[Sophie Scholl]

We don't have any Denver fans here at all?  I used to kind of like them after living there in the dark times between the Oilers and Texans, but it's really hard to give a shit about them anymore.  lol Brian Griese's first years as a starter there, actually.

I hope not.   Although Seedy took over for me being their qb's personal fanbase after the change over.

[Caliga]

The Ravens have CdM, Alci and myself

Why are you a fan of the Ravens anyway?  That makes no fucking sense.  It's like me declaring myself to be an Edmonton Oilers fan for no specific reason.

[Neil]

The Ravens have CdM, Alci and myself

Why are you a fan of the Ravens anyway?  That makes no fucking sense.  It's like me declaring myself to be an Edmonton Oilers fan for no specific reason.

I like defence and a powerful running attack, which is the Ravens, especially when I started getting into the NFL in the early 2000s.

[CountDeMoney]

Then again, maybe the Packers could use Jacoby.  I mean, yeah, he's got hands of stone, but sometimes it actually does stay in there.

MBM, you have to remember seedy sees racism everywhere, cause well you know he's a racist.

I wouldn't sweat CdM.  He's hardcore racist.

The stupidity just caught me off guard.

Yeah, this one's going to sting for a while.

[CountDeMoney]

The AFC Championship game will be an epic showdown, and a Harbaugh Bowl rematch would make for an awesome Super Bowl, if possibly the lowest-scoring one ever.

If it turns out to be NE-NYG, somebody's going to have to find out which Sears department store David Tyree is working at, and suit him up.

[The Minsky Moment]

I used to work with a Giants fan, and we were both pissed when Nicks was drafted.  I was pissed because the Ravens didn't get him, and he was pissed because the Giants did.  HOWDA FUCK IS ELI SUPPOSED TO TROW TO DAT MOOLIE, HES GOT NUFFIN

Nicks had problems with drops during the year, although that has ended in the playoffs
Also Eli deserves some credit there -- one of his best attributes is patience working with young receivers and coping with the turnover.

Still no question nicks has been great.  Giants have drafted pretty well recently.  I remember the NY media blasting them when Pierre-Paul got selected.  NY sports radio is like the blind leading the blind leading a GOP primary candidate.  It is a breeding ground for strutting ignorance.

[The Minsky Moment]

.  Giants run gets stuffed and they rack up big points anyway.

It's been like that all year.  Giants averaged like 3.6 a carry.  The difference recently has been the the defense has been showing up to play (literally in terms of no injuries and metaphortically is terms of intensity)

[jimmy olsen]

Nicks' speed always makes my jaw drop.  You think they're going to get him, and then he just puts on a burst at the last second.

I used to work with a Giants fan, and we were both pissed when Nicks was drafted.  I was pissed because the Ravens didn't get him, and he was pissed because the Giants did.  HOWDA FUCK IS ELI SUPPOSED TO TROW TO DAT MOOLIE, HES GOT NUFFIN

Moolie? Haven't heard that one before.

[Sophie Scholl]

Nicks' speed always makes my jaw drop.  You think they're going to get him, and then he just puts on a burst at the last second.

I used to work with a Giants fan, and we were both pissed when Nicks was drafted.  I was pissed because the Ravens didn't get him, and he was pissed because the Giants did.  HOWDA FUCK IS ELI SUPPOSED TO TROW TO DAT MOOLIE, HES GOT NUFFIN

Moolie? Haven't heard that one before.

I take it you've never seen the old Eddie Murphy standups?  I forget whether it's Delirious or Raw.