NFL Playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs!?!

Started by CountDeMoney, January 02, 2012, 06:36:34 AM

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CountDeMoney


fhdz

and the horse you rode in on

Liep

Tom Hammond doesn't look human, I miss Falkeøje and NFLming, but they haven't commentated the playoffs in years. :(
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MadBurgerMaker

:blink: Arian Foster needs to calm down.

Quote from: Liep on January 07, 2012, 04:35:12 PM
Tom Hammond doesn't look human, I miss Falkeøje and NFLming, but they haven't commentated the playoffs in years. :(

Yeah he looks really weird.


Neil

Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on January 07, 2012, 04:39:32 PM
:blink: Arian Foster needs to calm down.
Yeah, the Texans as a whole need to calm down.

And yes, that Hammond fellow looks like he's made out of tissue paper and marshmellows.
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Neil

I recommend that foster stop fumbling.  Maybe I'll send a text message to Kubiak.
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Liep

ooooOOOOooooooh, TeeeeeeeEEEEbooow!

(Here's hoping the Savior can keep languish alive through the playoff)
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Neil

Those who doubted the Texans made a mistake.  They dominated the Bengals, top to bottom.

The Saints game was as expected and surprisingly boring.  The Detroit defence didn't make any plays at all, they just allowed Brees to dismantle them.

The Giants beat the Falcons as expected, and Eli can tell the punditry to eat shit.  Sure, I was thinking 'Same old Giants' when the offence was stalling in the beginning, but they really got it together, and the Falcons had yet another postseason meltdown.  That too was expected.

As for the Steelers, well that's a little bit funny.  I was worried about their crippled offence causing them problems, but it turns out that even Tebow will make plays if you play him like he can't throw at all.
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Valmy

Quote from: Valmy on January 05, 2012, 03:43:50 PM
Texans
Giants
Steelers
Saints

Well things went basically according to plan except for the Steelers being shelled by long bombs.
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Quote from: Neil on January 09, 2012, 11:53:01 AM
Sure, I was thinking 'Same old Giants' when the offence was stalling in the beginning, but they really got it together, and the Falcons had yet another postseason meltdown. 

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derspiess

Quote from: Neil on January 09, 2012, 11:53:01 AM
Those who doubted the Texans made a mistake.  They dominated the Bengals, top to bottom.

Yep.  Ironically what started me worrying was when the Bengals scored first.  For whatever reason that tends to wake the other team up and then all hell breaks loose.

QuoteThe Saints game was as expected and surprisingly boring.  The Detroit defence didn't make any plays at all, they just allowed Brees to dismantle them.

I would normally prefer seeing the Saints lose, but I needed that game to salvage one correct pick out of the four.

QuoteThe Giants beat the Falcons as expected, and Eli can tell the punditry to eat shit.  Sure, I was thinking 'Same old Giants' when the offence was stalling in the beginning, but they really got it together, and the Falcons had yet another postseason meltdown.  That too was expected.

Most of the stuff I heard last week was overwhelmingly pro-Giants.  I guess I should've remembered not to bet against Eli when the chips are down.

QuoteAs for the Steelers, well that's a little bit funny.  I was worried about their crippled offence causing them problems, but it turns out that even Tebow will make plays if you play him like he can't throw at all.

That was a hell of a game, and I was happy to be wrong in picking the Steelers (in fairness I should get a half point though for saying it'd be close).
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Was pleased to see the Steelheads get beat.  I thought they were going to win right at the end.  They should have tried for a field goal.
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