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Started by Viking, December 28, 2011, 03:52:18 PM

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Ideologue

Quote from: fahdiz on December 28, 2011, 06:21:21 PM
She's DEFINITELY married.

No kidding.

And I don't know what she has to be dour about.  Maybe they didn't give her the extra ranch dressing she ordered at the lutefisk salad store.
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fhdz

Quote from: Ideologue on December 29, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
No kidding.

And I don't know what she has to be dour about.

Having to have sex with a Norwegian for the rest of her life?
and the horse you rode in on


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Quote from: mongers on December 29, 2011, 04:59:03 PM
By the way the comparison between Norwegian and American women is a lot more interesting.  :)

Norway has an unfair advantage, the lack of solar radiation.
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I like how American men features gays.
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Razgovory

Quote from: garbon on December 29, 2011, 05:07:49 PM
I like how American men features gays.

Yeah, I don't think most Plains Indians posed like that.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Ideologue

Quote from: fahdiz on December 29, 2011, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on December 29, 2011, 03:30:09 PM
No kidding.

And I don't know what she has to be dour about.

Having to have sex with a Norwegian for the rest of her life?

I could live with it.

A female Norgy would be pretty cool.  Hell, a female Slargos that liked to pretend I was a black guy would be acceptable at this point.

A female KC4 would be pretty sad. :(
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dps

Quote from: Ideologue on December 29, 2011, 09:40:18 PM

A female Norgy would be pretty cool.  Hell, a female Slargos that liked to pretend I was a black guy would be acceptable at this point.


That's only a medical procedure away.  Well, not so much the pretending that you're a black guy part.

Ideologue

You underestimate how protracted and difficult a process sexual reassignment is.
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dps

Quote from: Ideologue on December 30, 2011, 12:06:20 AM
You underestimate how protracted and difficult a process sexual reassignment is.

I didn't say it was a quick or easy medical procedure.