The Christmas Loot thread

[CountDeMoney]

With my delightful Mameshiba, I received a thermos to carry tea around in, and a travelling bag to wrap around so that I can carry things while using a cane.

You, not so much.

[CountDeMoney]

I can't imagine needing a single crow bar, let alone a whole set.

As someone who pried doors open for a living to get to the noughaty negro goodness inside, I can tell you that different lengths can come in handy when doors open differently, knobs are on different sides, and walls are around.

[Admiral Yi]

A Barnes & Noble gift card
Cash
A City High Little Hawks tshirt
A shoulder baggy computer case kind of thingy.  So I won't look like the doofus with the gymn bag when I travel for work.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I got ESPN's 30 for 30 DVDs!  Praise be to Hod and the Virgin Gary!

That's pretty awesome. 

[Razgovory]

I got three pairs of underwear.  That is all.

[Ed Anger]

Best gift? A Nerf Vulcan machine gun. Set up a machine gun nest in the basement and called the kids down there.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat*

*Click*

FEED ME MANDRAKE!

[Jaron]

I can't imagine needing a single crow bar, let alone a whole set.

As someone who pried doors open for a living to get to the noughaty negro goodness inside, I can tell you that different lengths can come in handy when doors open differently, knobs are on different sides, and walls are around.

[CountDeMoney]

Best gift? A Nerf Vulcan machine gun. Set up a machine gun nest in the basement and called the kids down there.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat* *blat*

*Click*

FEED ME MANDRAKE!

My niece, the one that not only knows how to kill people but already has, scored herself a Nerf compound bow.  With a night scope.

[Admiral Yi]

A Nerf Vulcan machine gun.

Where does the action come from, a crank wheel?

[Alcibiades]

How are those Kindle Fires, Berkut and Garbon?  Been thinking of buying one for myself for xmas.

[Ed Anger]

A Nerf Vulcan machine gun.

Where does the action come from, a crank wheel?

D batteries.

[Admiral Yi]

D batteries.

What's your rate of fire?

Don't forget that when you're aiming at women and children you don't want to lead them as much.

[Ed Anger]

D batteries.

What's your rate of fire?

Don't forget that when you're aiming at women and children you don't want to lead them as much.

Dunno. The belt is 25 darts and you zip trough it quick.

They are well trained VC. The twins went to the nerf box, armed up and formed a kampfgruppe.

[Caliga]

More loot has been collected:

a bunch more nuts (salt free, too  )
M&Ms and various other candies
more ammo  (total haul: 1,100 rounds of .22LR and 50 rounds of 9mm)
one of those CamelBak backpacks
money
Skyrim
gift certificate for conceal carry class 
case of Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale
case of Weihenstephaner Weissbier

I just got done setting up the Kinect for Princesca and she played her Zumba game, and got me to do it a little bit... the sensor must be retarded because it thought I was doing well.

Oh, I forgot, I also got a toy 12-gauge break action shotgun, with four shells, realistic gun sounds (batteries not included), ejector springs for when you open the action, and a plastic US Marshal badge.  I spent like five minutes pretend-shooting my dog when I got home.

[C.C.R.]

The biggie this year was a Bears jersey with my name & number on it.  It's been on my list for years, but it just finally made it to the top this year...