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Started by jimmy olsen, December 19, 2011, 07:06:58 PM

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Razgovory

#990
January 17, 2012, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 17, 2012, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 17, 2012, 11:19:30 AM
Sounds kinda like one of those anti-tax conspiracies.

Eh it probably is sorta like that.

It just shows how far the establishment parties have pushed me that I am going to vote for the crazy old guy.

Never picked you for a guy who would vote for a person who isn't so keen on the Theory of Evolution.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#991
January 17, 2012, 04:00:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 17, 2012, 03:55:12 PM
Never picked you for a guy who would vote for a person who isn't so keen on the Theory of Evolution.

This is the Republican Primary Raz.  None of them are keen on the Theory of Evolution.  Voting on that issue would put me in quite a pickle.
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Razgovory

#992
January 17, 2012, 04:21:23 PM
I solve this problem by not voting in the Republican primary. :)
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

HVC

#993
January 17, 2012, 04:23:36 PM
If you tried a little harder you could probably be a candidate since ill mental health doesn't seem to be a disqualifier :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Valmy

#994
January 17, 2012, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 17, 2012, 04:23:36 PM
If you tried a little harder you could probably be a candidate since ill mental health doesn't seem to be a disqualifier :D

Well you have to be crazy to want to be President so I would say it is a requirement.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

HVC

#995
January 17, 2012, 04:30:07 PM
true, but the repubs have a better crazy quota. They're either crazy, womanizers, or texans. None of which is a good option :P


Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

mongers

#996
January 17, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
The Republican leadership Must know that 2012-16 is going to be really bad, they Do Not want to win.  :ph34r:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

#997
January 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 17, 2012, 04:23:36 PM
If you tried a little harder you could probably be a candidate since ill mental health doesn't seem to be a disqualifier :D

It would help if I had cash.  What is the cost to run in a Republican primary.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#998
January 17, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 17, 2012, 06:51:03 PM
Quote from: HVC on January 17, 2012, 04:23:36 PM
If you tried a little harder you could probably be a candidate since ill mental health doesn't seem to be a disqualifier :D

It would help if I had cash.  What is the cost to run in a Republican primary.

If this guy can run for US Senate, surely you're good enough to run for something or other.  It cost him $10,400 to do so.
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Eddie Teach

#999
January 17, 2012, 08:04:21 PM
Quote from: Caliga on January 17, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
If this guy can run for US Senate, surely you're good enough to run for something or other.  It cost him $10,400 to do so.

Screw that. If you manage to bum 10 grand off of strangers, use it to buy a car or something. And if you're using your own money, you should watch The Producers.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Neil

#1000
January 17, 2012, 08:08:39 PM
Quote from: grumbler on January 17, 2012, 10:34:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on January 17, 2012, 02:50:55 AM
"I'd like to see us reduce government to meet the revenue, not raise revenue to meet the government."  I saw that quoted on Twitter (Gingrich, maybe?) and I like it. :) 
That's been the reactionary and Luddite call all along.  Read about the US preparedness for the wars of 1812, 1861, and 1914 to see where that leads.  I will concede that it is simplistic and likely very attractive to simpletons.
Well, you guys did win two out of three of those wars. 
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Razgovory

#1001
January 17, 2012, 08:16:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 17, 2012, 08:04:21 PM
Quote from: Caliga on January 17, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
If this guy can run for US Senate, surely you're good enough to run for something or other.  It cost him $10,400 to do so.

Screw that. If you manage to bum 10 grand off of strangers, use it to buy a car or something. And if you're using your own money, you should watch The Producers.

Yeah, if I had 10 grand I sure as hell wouldn't waste it on a vanity office run.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ideologue

#1002
January 17, 2012, 09:36:27 PM
I might.  Ten years in the House and my loans get discharged.

Oh, also, helping people and shit.
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garbon

#1003
January 17, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
Quote from: mongers on January 17, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
The Republican leadership Must know that 2012-16 is going to be really bad, they Do Not want to win.  :ph34r:

Worse than 2008-2012 when it all fell apart?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#1004
January 18, 2012, 02:53:48 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 17, 2012, 09:36:27 PM
I might.  Ten years in the House and my loans get discharged.

Oh, also, helping people and shit.

How would you help people by being a Rep?  Would you give free tours on the side?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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