GOP Primary Megathread!

[Ideologue]

I don't get it. Does Ron Paul support more farm subsidies or what?

No, but a certain class of dupe believes that Ron Paul will bring justice to Wall Street, when in fact he will finish bringing back the robber barons.

That's right.  Only I have the plan to bring justice back to Wall Street.

I thought that was Robispierre's plan?

Robespierre had tanks?

[citizen k]

I don't get it. Does Ron Paul support more farm subsidies or what?

No, but a certain class of dupe believes that Ron Paul will bring justice to Wall Street, when in fact he will finish bringing back the robber barons.

That's right.  Only I have the plan to bring justice back to Wall Street.

I thought that was Robispierre's plan?

Robespierre had tanks?

He had the guillotine, which in those days had equivalent shock value.

[Neil]

He had the guillotine, which in those days had equivalent shock value.

I disagree.

[citizen k]

He had the guillotine, which in those days had equivalent shock value.

I disagree.

How do you get a clean decapitation using a tank?

[Neil]

He had the guillotine, which in those days had equivalent shock value.

I disagree.

How do you get a clean decapitation using a tank?

Rolling tanks over people is far more shocking than a clean decapitation.

[garbon]

Obama has it locked up.  Even though a real candidate will eventually win, this clown will have scared the moderates so badly that four more years are inevitable.

I don't know. Obama's "I'm the best president on legislative and foreign policy accomplishments with the possible exceptions of Johnson, Abe and FDR" and Biden's "The Taliban isn't our enemy, per se" could gain traction.

[JonasSalk]

[Faeelin]

It's kind of weird to me how an elected Congressman who could plausibly win the next two states is gonna get less airtime than the pizza guy who plagiarized pokemon.

[jimmy olsen]

It's kind of weird to me how an elected Congressman who could plausibly win the next two states is gonna get less airtime than the pizza guy who plagiarized pokemon.

If he wins he'll get airtime.

[Valmy]

So it has come to this.

[Valmy]

It's kind of weird to me how an elected Congressman who could plausibly win the next two states is gonna get less airtime than the pizza guy who plagiarized pokemon.

If he wins he'll get airtime.

Well of course he will, the Republican machine will be working overtime to destroy him.

[Razgovory]

I don't get it. Does Ron Paul support more farm subsidies or what?

No, but a certain class of dupe believes that Ron Paul will bring justice to Wall Street, when in fact he will finish bringing back the robber barons.

That's right.  Only I have the plan to bring justice back to Wall Street.

I thought that was Robispierre's plan?

Ide intends to kill the father of Chemistry?

[Martinus]

Robespierre had tanks?

He was also a poor (in both senses of the word) lawyer.

[CountDeMoney]

He had the guillotine, which in those days had equivalent shock value.

I disagree.

How do you get a clean decapitation using a tank?

Rolling tanks over people is far more shocking than a clean decapitation.

After the first 100 or so of the day, they're not so clean.

[KRonn]

Even if Paul wins Iowa he won't get far. A long way to go and he won't find much traction elsewhere. I think he's slipped in the Iowa polls, last I saw today, not sure as that may have been a national poll.