GOP Primary Megathread!

[Ideologue]

Romney fired his dog.  It had failed him.

[Ed Anger]

Romney fired his dog.  It had failed him.

I better not get blamed this time.

[Eddie Teach]

Mormons. 

[Ideologue]

Actually, I just looked it up.  He put a dog on the roof of his fucking car for a 12 hour trip?  Jesus, I told you he was evil.

Ideologue: 172.  The rest of you: maybe like 1 or 2.

[Neil]

That's not especially evil.

[Ideologue]

"Not especially."

[Admiral Yi]

Actually, I just looked it up.  He put a dog on the roof of his fucking car for a 12 hour trip?  Jesus, I told you he was evil.

Ideologue: 172.  The rest of you: maybe like 1 or 2.

Oh right, I remember this from 08 now.

[Sheilbh]

He stopped when urine started pouring down the window and hosed the dog down

[garbon]

He stopped when urine started pouring down the window and hosed the dog down

Urine isn't diarrhea.

[jimmy olsen]

Lololololololol.  Fuck it, just give 'em California and New York, if you're gonna be this implausible.

No shit, even a GOP landslide would probably only net 330~ EV.

If Mitt wins it'll be by a small margin.

He's the safe candidate but that doesn't mean electable. In fact a safe candidate running against an incumbent only wins if the economy is awful. Otherwise he loses, but by a small margin. Better to roll the dice on someone who's not safe. You might lose big like Goldwater, but you might win big like Reagen.

[garbon]

He's the safe candidate but that doesn't mean electable. In fact a safe candidate running against an incumbent only wins if the economy is awful. Otherwise he loses, but by a small margin. Better to roll the dice on someone who's not safe. You might lose big like Goldwater, but you might win big like Reagen.

We already the article.

[jimmy olsen]

 

I post less than 5% of the articles I read so it's hard to remember which one's I've posted here.

[garbon]

I post less than 5% of the articles I read so it's hard to remember which one's I've posted here.

You didn't actually post that article, so it is okay.

[Ideologue]

He stopped when urine started pouring down the window and hosed the dog down

Urine isn't diarrhea.

And still inside the cage, as I understood it.

I also like how his kids were just all "OMFG that's gross!" or whatever Mormons say when they need a forceful interjection, instead of "OMFG dad our dog is SCARED OUT OF HIS TINY MIND."

Someone should strap Mitt's cruel ass to the top of a car heading to Ontario, and see how he likes it.  Presumably he would react with grace under pressure, but if he does shit himself, we can always hose him down.

[Neil]

All you animal fags can die.