Mel Gibson: now dating a Cherry 2000 robot

[Phillip V]

Should have went for somebody under 30. If you are going young, might as well get yourself some 20 year old ass.

Perhaps he is pursuing a real relationship.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I wonder what her original face looked like.

No kidding. Looks like she's been down the cologen highway more than once.

[Ed Anger]

Should have went for somebody under 30. If you are going young, might as well get yourself some 20 year old ass.

Perhaps he is pursuing a real relationship.

You can have a real relationship with 20 year old ass.

You just don't want us old people stealing your wimmin. 

[Caliga]

I wonder what her original face looked like.

No kidding. Looks like she's been down the cologen highway more than once.

That's why I made the robot joke.  She looks plastic.

The sad thing is most of the time, these women looked MUCH better (if maybe not 'perfect') before the surgery.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I wonder what her original face looked like.

No kidding. Looks like she's been down the cologen highway more than once.

That's why I made the robot joke.  She looks plastic.

The sad thing is most of the time, these women looked MUCH better (if maybe not 'perfect') before the surgery.

True. I know feminists blame men for these women freaking out and and mutilating themselves as they get older, but damn.

[Caliga]

Well, I believe that in the case of trophy wives, they know that every decade or so their rich husband is gonna want a younger woman, so I guess I understand their (almost always unsuccessful) attempts to look 'younger'.

[Neil]

I'm disappointed.

He should have gone for Miley Cyrus or Emily Osment.

Yuck.

[Slargos]

Good for him.

Let's hope he remembers his prenup this time.

[Malthus]

Good for him.

Let's hope he remembers his prenup this time.

Speaking as a lawyer but not a family law specialist - in my opinion, no prenup in the world is going to help you after a 28 year marriage with 7 children. 

"But it says right here in the contract that she gets nothing ... "

[Judge's reaction, shorn of legal jargon]

[Slargos]

Good for him.

Let's hope he remembers his prenup this time.

Speaking as a lawyer but not a family law specialist - in my opinion, no prenup in the world is going to help you after a 28 year marriage with 7 children. 

"But it says right here in the contract that she gets nothing ... "

[Judge's reaction, shorn of legal jargon]

I assume he won't be in a 28 year marriage with 7 children this time. 

[Malthus]

I assume he won't be in a 28 year marriage with 7 children this time. 

Shoulda gone for the 20 year old. 

[syk]

Is Mel Gibson a fan of Cher maybe?

[Caliga]

Is Mel Gibson a fan of Cher maybe?

It would seem so.

[merithyn]

But if she's supposedly the "new" girlfriend, and they separated in 2006, it's unlikely she's the reason for the divorce.

This.

The reason for the divorce is the multiple other women that came before this one. And the drinking. And the fact that he's a misogynistic prick. And I bet he never put his dirty socks in the hamper, too. The bastard.

[merithyn]

This was her in 1997: