'New Year's Eve': The Most Important Movie Ever Made

[citizen k]

So has anyone who speak English glanced at the article?

I thought it was a witty and sarcastic review. I enjoyed it although it might have been overdone.
Hardly going against conventional wisdom when that movie is being so widely panned.

[grumbler]

So has anyone who speak English glanced at the article?

Brilliant! 

The movie may suck, but it should be famous just because it inspired this review.

But every man, woman and child on this Earth should be forced to watch 'New Year's Eve,' because if you feel that you don't have any responsibility for its existence, you need to take a really hard look at yourself in the mirror.

[KRonn]

So has anyone who speak English glanced at the article?

Yes, I did. Lots of popular actors/actresses in that movie. Though I'm not sure if that's going to make it any better since the review seems a bit ambiguous on the movie's story and script, but does cast quite a few negatives on parts of it to make me wary of it.

[CountDeMoney]

I hate hipsters.

I hate hipsters.

Pretty fucking funny coming from a fag, with his Apple and interior decorator.  You define hipster, except the part about the cock in your mouth.

[Eddie Teach]

You define hipster, except the part about the cock in your mouth.

They have metaphorical ones. I think Marty still qualifies. 

[FunkMonk]

actress named Michelle Pfeiffer ('Wolf'),

played by Sarah Jessica Parker ('Striking Distance')

Oscar-winner Robert De Niro ('The Fan')

Oscar-winner Halle Berry ('The Flintstones').

of Katherine Heigl ('Bride of Chucky')

[Razgovory]

I hate hipsters.

I hate hipsters.

Pretty fucking funny coming from a fag, with his Apple and interior decorator.  You define hipster, except the part about the cock in your mouth.

Marty is being Marty that is, he's being a poseur.  He knows it's cool to hate Hipsters, but he doesn't know why.  So he does so unthinkingly because that's what cool sophisticated people do.

[garbon]

Do hipsters exist in Poland?

[Admiral Yi]

Do hipsters exist in Poland?

The jeans never went out of style but Pabst might not export to Poland.

[Sophie Scholl]

actress named Michelle Pfeiffer ('Wolf'),

played by Sarah Jessica Parker ('Striking Distance')

Oscar-winner Robert De Niro ('The Fan')

Oscar-winner Halle Berry ('The Flintstones').

of Katherine Heigl ('Bride of Chucky')

One of my favorite parts of the review as well.  Nice little touch by the author.

[Josquius]

I don't get it. Sounds like its talking about a bunch of different films, going from talking about this one the dude likes because its all deep and stuff to a crappy romcom....but it also sort of sounds like its talking about the same film.

[garbon]

I don't get it. Sounds like its talking about a bunch of different films, going from talking about this one the dude likes because its all deep and stuff to a crappy romcom....but it also sort of sounds like its talking about the same film.

wtf?

[Martinus]

I hate hipsters.

I hate hipsters.

Pretty fucking funny coming from a fag, with his Apple and interior decorator.  You define hipster, except the part about the cock in your mouth.

That's being a snob, not a hipster. Hipsters wear beards, oversized glasses and ironic clothes. The only common point between me and hipsters is Apple products.

[Martinus]

Do hipsters exist in Poland?

Yes they do. And for some reason the area where I live is suddenly their favorite zone in Warsaw.

[katmai]

I don't understand how the awfulness that was Valentine's Day came out that this piece of shit was green lit.