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ATTTN SIEGY: Hannah Montana is a Pothead!

Started by Viking, November 28, 2011, 08:57:05 AM

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Viking

http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/11/27/112711-gossip-cyrus-1-2/

QuoteMiley Cyrus is a "pothead" and apparently she doesn't care who knows it.

At least that was the "party line" at her private 19th birthday bash last week at the Roosevelt Hotel Beacher's Madhouse Club in Los Angeles. In a video obtained exclusively by Flash, when Kelly Osbourne presents a cake to Cyrus emblazoned with the face of a ganja icon, the former "Hannah Montana" star cracks, "You know you're a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f***in' weed."

"I thought salvia was your problem, man?" retorts Osbourne.

Osbourne's quip was a jokey reference to the infamous bong video that surfaced after Cyrus' 18th birthday party last year, in which Miley was caught smoking what she later claimed was the legal herb.

This year, Cyrus is apparently out in the open with her predilection for reefer, even with mom and dad — Tish and formerly estranged Billy Ray Cyrus — in attendance.

"Everyone in the room knows she's a pothead," our spy said.

Not that you needed to be high to enjoy this party. In addition to Rumer Willis, Victoria Justice and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, the fete featured furries and a number of dwarfs, including a mini-Nicki Minaj.

Of late, it seems the former child star has gone to great lengths to distance herself from a clean pop image, including hosting "Saturday Night Live" this year and dissing Disney child actors. Can another "SNL" sketch with dead-on Cyrus impersonator Vanessa Bayer be in the works? Sounds "rilly cool" to Flash.

This might be the place to discuss the fates of Tatum O'Neill, Corey Feldman, Danny Bonaducci, Gary Coleman and Macauley Culkin.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

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This just in: Viking is a girl and reads girly gossip news.
and the horse you rode in on

Caliga

I wonder if her weed is a mix of Maui Wowie and Labrador? :smoke:
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Josquius

Excellent. Hopefully in the fullness of time all such Disney stars will unravel.
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Razgovory

Quote from: Tyr on November 29, 2011, 01:16:36 AM
Excellent. Hopefully in the fullness of time all such Disney stars will unravel.

I doubt they will find Donald Duck dead in his trailer from speedballing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

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Josquius

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Josephus

Quote from: fahdiz on November 28, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
This just in: Viking is a girl and reads girly gossip news.

Nah. He plays Football Manager.
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Siege

Quote from: fahdiz on November 28, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
This just in: Viking is a girl and reads girly gossip news.

Or, he is a very smart dude with an inpecable taste.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Jacob

Quote from: Siege on November 29, 2011, 07:05:37 PMOr, he is a very smart dude with an inpecable taste.

How do you know what he tastes like?

Josephus

Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Siege

Quote from: Josephus on November 29, 2011, 10:03:26 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on November 28, 2011, 11:36:34 AM
This just in: Viking is a girl and reads girly gossip news.

Nah. He plays Football Manager.

And follows Miley Cyrus' life and adventures.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Siege

Quote from: Razgovory on November 29, 2011, 07:23:35 PM
Quote from: Josephus on November 29, 2011, 07:22:18 PM
Siegy drank his blood when he was a baby.

Not Kosher.

Thank you.

I can't believe in this time and age people still think jews can be vampires.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"