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Started by Ed Anger, November 08, 2011, 12:23:12 PM

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Ed Anger

November 08, 2011, 12:23:12 PM
I'm sick of every slapnut with a robocaller calling me while I'm on the can. Unions keep calling me? Fuck you. I'm voting yes on issue two and I hope Gov. Kasich rapes your dog because you fuckers won't leave me alone. I was going to vote no until my serene peace was violated.

Goddamn greeks inventing this stupid shit.

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Grey Fox

#1
November 08, 2011, 12:26:15 PM
You could also choose not to participate in the democratic exercise. The republicans would like that.
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Berkut

#2
November 08, 2011, 12:29:49 PM
You could also just choose not to answer the phone while taking a dump.
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KRonn

#3
November 08, 2011, 12:34:08 PM
I love it.  I seem to have so many new best friends during an election season!   :)

Richard Hakluyt

#4
November 08, 2011, 12:42:07 PM
Quote from: Berkut on November 08, 2011, 12:29:49 PM
You could also just choose not to answer the phone while taking a dump.

There would be no point Ed having a phone if he did that  :huh:

Barrister

#5
November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...
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Valmy

#6
November 08, 2011, 12:50:23 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...

If it were not for spite I doubt many people in this country would vote at all.
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Martinus

#7
November 08, 2011, 12:57:33 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...

Actually, according to psychological studies, the anti-vote is usually much stronger than the pro-vote. People very rarely vote for the "messiah" (it happened with Obama, and he lost popularity heavily because he could not do miracles) - they usually vote for the candidate they detest less.

PDH

#8
November 08, 2011, 01:06:24 PM
We don't allow pro-voting anymore, at least in many places everyone needs to be an amateur.
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FunkMonk

#9
November 08, 2011, 01:08:07 PM
:yes:

Ed for Dictator for Life.
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Ed Anger

#10
November 08, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
The voting place smelled like vomit.
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Eddie Teach

#11
November 08, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 08, 2011, 12:44:42 PM
Spite is such an interesting way to determines ones vote...

On issues such as marijuana legalization...  :P
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#12
November 08, 2011, 06:23:07 PM
Gotta love the tiny town I live in right now.  Every race is uncontested or set to be a blow out.  Democracy at work!  Soviet style!
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Caliga

#13
November 08, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
I voted earlier.  I was proud to see so many people in my county voting in an 'off-year' election. :)

I was not happy at the dumb election bitch who wouldn't stop yapping at how she is my neighbor and it's so nice to meet me and oh I have the house four doors down from you with the three white dormers (like I have any clue what the fuck a dormer is)... BITCH SHUT UP AND STOP DISENFRANCHISING ME. :mad:

I voted to re-elect Governor Steve Beshear because a) he has an awesome first name and b) his Lt. Governor running mate is former Mayor For Life Jerry Abramson of Louisville... and we need more Jews in state government and less crazy Baptists. :cool:

I also voted for some dude named Moleman for Treasurer because Princesca told me to... she knows him from some libertarian thing she went to.

The only other one I remember is that I voted for a guy named Richie Farmer for Commisioner of Agriculture.  Farmer... Agriculture... hee hee hee. :)

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fhdz

#14
November 08, 2011, 06:32:54 PM
Wow.
and the horse you rode in on
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