Worst published prose you've ever encountered

[Razgovory]

So am I.  I'm traveling into the future as I post this.  In fact, I haven't found a way to stop going to the future.

You could try joining a Southern Baptist congregation.

Nah.  They were always at my high school recruiting people.  I thought they were really strange.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Some old novel about Soviets using icebergs sprayted with plastic to invade the US. Everything somehow revolved around a couple of overly precocious 11 year olds and lasers.

[Ed Anger]

If I ever finish writing my fantasy novel, Redheads with Big Sloppy Titties and a tiny sword: Book I of the Strap-on Chronicles, I might win the award.

[grumbler]

If I ever finish writing my fantasy novel, Redheads with Big Sloppy Titties and a tiny sword: Book I of the Strap-on Chronicles, I might win the award.

If someone will publish this sentence, you will win even if you never finish the book.

[Caliga]

It is just odd that she mines so much of her fiction from family history, so I see echoes of it when I read some of her stuff.

Don't most authors write from personal experience?

[Lucidor]

It is just odd that she mines so much of her fiction from family history, so I see echoes of it when I read some of her stuff.

Don't most authors write from personal experience?

If I ever finish writing my fantasy novel, Redheads with Big Sloppy Titties and a tiny sword: Book I of the Strap-on Chronicles, I might win the award.

[Ed Anger]

If I ever finish writing my fantasy novel, Redheads with Big Sloppy Titties and a tiny sword: Book I of the Strap-on Chronicles, I might win the award.

If someone will publish this sentence, you will win even if you never finish the book.

[Malthus]

It is just odd that she mines so much of her fiction from family history, so I see echoes of it when I read some of her stuff.

Don't most authors write from personal experience?

Perhaps, but most authors aren't writing about personal experience I actually know about. 

[grumbler]

It is just odd that she mines so much of her fiction from family history, so I see echoes of it when I read some of her stuff.

Don't most authors write from personal experience?

If I ever finish writing my fantasy novel, Redheads with Big Sloppy Titties and a tiny sword: Book I of the Strap-on Chronicles, I might win the award.

You win the thread.

[Caliga]

It is just odd that she mines so much of her fiction from family history, so I see echoes of it when I read some of her stuff.

Don't most authors write from personal experience?

Perhaps, but most authors aren't writing about personal experience I actually know about. 

Sucks to be you then.

[Valmy]

Sucks to be you then.

Sorry but why does it suck to be him?

[Barrister]

I'm already drafting a form habeas corpus petition for any woman who is arrested while pregnant.

Don't think it necessarily follows that jailing the mother acts as deprivation of liberty for the unborn child - its liberty is unaffected.

Are you familiar with the level of maternity care in jail? nightmarish doesn't fully reflect how bad it is.

Are you familiar with the typical level of prenatal care the typical jailhouse mother receives while not in custody?

[Valmy]

[Are you familiar with the typical level of prenatal care the typical jailhouse mother receives while not in custody?

I just want to point out that standards in Canuck prison may be just a bit different than in Mississippi prison.

[Barrister]

[Are you familiar with the typical level of prenatal care the typical jailhouse mother receives while not in custody?

I just want to point out that standards in Canuck prison may be just a bit different than in Mississippi prison.

That has very little to do with it actually.

Minimal prenatal care is better than none.

[Malthus]

Sucks to be you then.

Sorry but why does it suck to be him?

I admit that it does, but am also unsure as to his reason for asserting it. 

Perhaps the lack of tasty gas station BBQ here?