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Started by MadBurgerMaker, October 06, 2011, 12:33:48 PM

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derspiess

#60
October 09, 2011, 06:56:17 PM
When I first saw this thing on the sideline I got excited, thinking it was a modern day t-shirt nebelwerfer. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDh0v3xriU

Cool enough as a gatling gun but I wish it fired all barrels at once.
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MadBurgerMaker

#61
October 09, 2011, 07:10:34 PM Last Edit: October 09, 2011, 07:18:33 PM by MadBurgerMaker
I think it's time to end the "Jacoby Jones as a WR" experiment.  Dude just can't run good routes and doesn't know what to do when the QB is in trouble.

Edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Some pregame dude just said Mario Williams probably has a torn pectoral muscle and could miss a couple months.  Maybe he's just making shit up?  :(

Neil

#62
October 09, 2011, 11:32:20 PM
Fuck.  Williams missing time would really suck for an already banged up Houston.  Especially with Baltimore next week.
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#63
October 10, 2011, 07:46:20 AM
Before the Packers game I was leading 70 to 22, now I'm losing 96 to 70.

Damn it.
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Alcibiades

#64
October 10, 2011, 08:05:17 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 10, 2011, 07:46:20 AM
Before the Packers game I was leading 70 to 22, now I'm losing 96 to 70.

Damn it.

:)  :showoff:


Was even better last week when Rodgers put up 53 fantasy points.
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#65
October 10, 2011, 09:16:10 AM
OMG the Redskins have sole possession of first place!  Thank you Seattle.

When they finish 3-13 I will remeber this week fondly.
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#66
October 10, 2011, 09:19:31 AM
The Bills?

For serious?
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#67
October 10, 2011, 09:30:07 AM
Quote from: Berkut on October 10, 2011, 09:19:31 AM
The Bills?

For serious?
They look for real.
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#68
October 10, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 09, 2011, 11:32:20 PM
Fuck.  Williams missing time would really suck for an already banged up Houston.  Especially with Baltimore next week.

Williams and Casey are both out indefinitely with torn pectorals.  The Casey injury was why Vickers was out there to drop a sure TD pass late.

Grey Fox

#69
October 10, 2011, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Berkut on October 10, 2011, 09:19:31 AM
The Bills?

For serious?

:cool:

Don't forget the 49ers are also 4-1.
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Razgovory

#70
October 10, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 09, 2011, 06:56:17 PM

Cool enough as a gatling gun but I wish it fired all barrels at once.

That's not really how gatling guns work...
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derspiess

#71
October 10, 2011, 10:12:33 AM
My LFFL team played for shit this weekend.  Barring a shutout & 3 defensive TDs by the Lions defense, I'm dropping to 3-2.
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derspiess

#72
October 10, 2011, 10:16:25 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 10, 2011, 10:11:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 09, 2011, 06:56:17 PM

Cool enough as a gatling gun but I wish it fired all barrels at once.

That's not really how gatling guns work...

Correct.  So I guess it's part nebelwerfer after all.
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Neil

#73
October 10, 2011, 10:44:44 AM
Mario Williams is out for the season it seems.  Houston continues to be snakebit.
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MadBurgerMaker

#74
October 10, 2011, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 10, 2011, 10:44:44 AM
Mario Williams is out for the season it seems.  Houston continues to be snakebit.

Brooks Reed is the backup there.  He looks pretty good for a rookie, but he's definitely no Mario Williams.  When he went out, the pressure on the QB dropped off noticeably. 
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